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  1. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Anyone else find it slightly suspicous that Gabe
    in Good Luck Charlie is the ONLY brunette
    member of the Ducan Family?

  2. xxskyelifexx xxskyelifexx
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    That girl that puts a smile on her face to hide her pain.
    Isn't the girl you would expect it to be.

  3. teamJesus4ever teamJesus4ever
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    When people say
    BUMP, SET, SPIKE...
    umm how about no!
    It's
    PASS/ DIG, SET, AND HIT
    #Volleyballproblems

  4. LittleNAT14 LittleNAT14
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

  5. HazleEyes HazleEyes
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    City Girls Slip And Slide
    Country Girls Grip And Ride

  6. ourlastsummer ourlastsummer
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    First ski race
    of the year...I
    can no longer
    feel my fingertips. Or
    my face. I need a shower.
    I feel AWESOME

  7. neverlandchild* neverlandchild*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    Forty days until the first signs of 2013 baseball.

  8. PandaKing PandaKing
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    Edin Dzeko is a good striker for man city

  9. neverlandchild* neverlandchild*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 11:18pm UTC
    For me, trying to explain baseball to someone who doesn't know a thing about it is like trying to explain the meaning of life.
    It's easier for me to say, "What specific thing about it do you not understand?"

  10. neverlandchild* neverlandchild*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    Baseball girls
    have the most fun

    Format By JustADream_Layouts.

  11. neverlandchild* neverlandchild*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:17am UTC
    1926
    1931
    1934
    1942
    1944
    1946
    1964
    1967
    1982
    2006
    2011
    Eleven championships and counting.
    Cardinal Nation ♥

  12. neverlandchild* neverlandchild*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:32am UTC
    People ask me, "Why do you love baseball so much?"
    Have you ever truly watched a game? Have you ever seen a batter raise the barrel of the bat slightly higher to get the bunt down correctly? Have you ever seen a manager or coach give the signs? Have you ever seen the true fans on the edge of their seats because it's do-or-die? Have you seen the intense stare of the pitcher right before throwing the batter a nasty curveball? Have you ever seen the players getting hyped up in the dugout, yelling and jumping around? Dancing, even? Have you ever seen the pick-off attempt? Have you ever seen the perfect diving catch by the outfielder? Have you ever seen the pitcher's home run? A batter's clutch hit? Have you ever seen the ninth inning comeback? Last strike comeback, even? Have you ever seen the postseason habits/traditions of players? Players in high socks? Have you ever seen a player steal a base? A player going from first to third on a bunt? A perfectly executed pick-off? Have you ever seen Adam Wainwright's curveball or Trevor Rosenthal's 100 mile per hour fastball? Have you ever seen the closer scream into his glove after an intense save? Have you ever seen a no-hitter? A perfect game? Have you ever truly watched the game?
    That's when you can ask me why I love baseball so much.

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    Dear Justin,
    Way to steal my catch-phrase.
    Never say never. Original, much?
    Sincerely,
    Peter Pan.

  14. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Don't get this wrong but...
    I hope Witty never becomes a famous website
    I'd rather have it to stay as unknown as possible


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. ryan98 ryan98
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Mum,i miss you unfortunately you were taken away from this world my an evil man, but now you will be happy you can go and join my dad your true love up in heaven, i'm so sorry i didnt stop allan from hurting you but he's in prison now awaiting his trial, i hope you and dad are happy now yur together, i'm fine yes i might be in a care home but i really dont mind, on the bright side i get seven pound a day and 30 pound a month clothing allowance the money really is meant for school but at the moment its the summer holidays so it dosent matter, i needed to write this somewhere love you mum+dad.
    Emma Hope(mum)
    17/7/83-15/8/12.
    Andrew Smith(dad),
    19/2/83-5/2/05

  17. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    I just want you
    to love me back

  18. ryan98 ryan98
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    you know what annoys me?
    when people get the uk, great britain and england mixed up
    these are all different things, not the same things.

  19. ryan98 ryan98
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    conversation between 2 girls at my school.
    girl 1:he just touched my leg
    girl 2:touch him back, jimmy savaile style.
    girl 1:im not a peado babe.
    girl 2: *pushes girl 1 into boy*
    boy:omg peado
    girl 2:exactly,jimmy.
    *not to offend anyone, if you dont know who jimmy is then google him*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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