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  1. i_heart_youx3 i_heart_youx3
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    Boy: Can I touch your software?
    Girl: First let me see your hardware.
    Boy: Can I install it in your system?
    Girl: Cover it with antivirus then install.
    fav if you get it (:

  2. ispeakthetruthxo ispeakthetruthxo
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 10:39am UTC
    Favorite this if you think Jersey Shore should have won in the People's Choice Awards and NOT Keeping Up With The Kardashians!:D


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. KaSs1997 KaSs1997
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 7:08am UTC
    And who else always wished that they went to PCA on Zoey 101?

  5. softballxchickx1 softballxchickx1
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    & I gotta feeling,
    { fave if in your head, you said , " tonights gonna be a good night " }

  6. queenceyrene queenceyrene
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 6:23am UTC
    cute conversation ♥
    Boy: Babe?
    Girl: Yes?
    Boy: Which do you wear more often?Shorts or skirts?
    Girl: Uhm.. depends on my mood, why?
    Boy: Oh, I’m just asking. But next time in the future, wear something that goes up to your ankles.
    Girl: Are you insane? -girls laughs- It’s so hot here, baby.
    Boy: I know, but I said in the future.
    Girl: What are you talking about?
    Boy: And when you wear that, make sure you wear gloves that reaches to your elbows, alright?
    Girl: Omg, is this for halloween?
    Boy: -boy laughs- No, babe. It’s not.
    Girl: Are we playing dress up? We’re too old for that now, baby.
    Boy: -boy laughs more- No, babe. We’re not either. Just listen to me alright? Then you have to put a veil over your head.
    Girl: So this is for halloween!
    Boy: -sighs- Nevermind. You don’t get it. It’s alright.
    Girl: Hahaha, I’m just kidding baby! Do I change my last name on that day?
    Boy: Yes, you do.
    Girl: Will I be yours forever starting from that day?
    Boy: Ever since that night you told me you love me back, It was the start of our forever.
    Girl: -girl blushes- Really?
    Boy: ‘Till death do us part.

  7. xXMegenRawrXx xXMegenRawrXx
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 6:44am UTC
    Dear Katy Perry,
    Im glad someone finally gets how i feel.
    Sincerely,
    A Plastic Bag
    Not my format.

  8. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  9. haii_its_elli haii_its_elli
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 10:42am UTC
    s
    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Fave if you
    S A Y " W A I T , W H A T ? "
    A lot ♥
    *notmyformat


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. JamieAllOverxxo JamieAllOverxxo
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 2:55am UTC
    Imagine if Crayola put out
    a line of crayons that's name
    didn't match its color or lead.
    Ex: It colored in blue,
    it was named orange,
    and it had green lead.
    xxo


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  13. itsyourlove itsyourlove
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 2:39pm UTC
    Dont you miss those days when I C U P was the greatest joke ever (:

  14. replacedbylies replacedbylies
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 10:08pm UTC
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  15. alliee_xx alliee_xx
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    My Sister Died Last Week.
    When she was ten years old, she was diagnosed with AML, which is a form of leukemia. Leukemia is a type of cancer of the blood. My whole family didnt get the fact that it was a serious illness, and was going to be fatal. We all thought she would live to get to high school, to get a diploma, to get a job and go to college, to get married, to have babies of her own. I thought she was going to be around to be my maid of honor. But the day the doctor told my family that she wasnt responding to the chemo, and her body was preparing to shut down, our hearts broke. We all wished we could have helped her more than we did. We watched her suffer for two years, and didnt do the best we could to help. I feel guilty. When she died, i was lost. I thought life was going to end up going nowhere. Then it hit me. I had to do something to show my sister that i tried harder than anyone. I made this quote, and i made myself a vow that, for every like i receive on this quote, i am going to send $1 to every AML foundation in the country. For every comment, i am going to send $5. I want my sister to know that i want to help every one who has this disease become better. This is not fake, this is 100% true. It is your own decision to believe this though. I remember the last thing my sister told me: "If life is not going right, go left.
    Ill Be There Waiting♥
    LONNG BUT WORTH READING. I PROMISE YOU.

  16. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    When I find out a guy likes me..
    A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.

  17. TogetherForever TogetherForever
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC
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  18. ILoveYouBabyBoo ILoveYouBabyBoo
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 12:20am UTC
    I Love My Bestest Friend!
    Like if u have a bestiest friend! ♥
    List Your Best Friends!
    Kyra Lienna Tyndall!

  19. haymaylove haymaylove
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 8:16pm UTC
    I love Beuty and the Beast <3

  20. XxLayaLxX XxLayaLxX
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 12:25pm UTC
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