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1. xXMegenRawrXx
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2012 4:40pm UTC
   In an America airport a strange young couple arrived to travel to Las Vegas. The couple carried baggage and a baby swaddled tightly in a blanket. The young couple went trough the security without a problem with the woman holding the baby very close to her body. Once the plane had boarded, the couple took their sears and waited for the airplane to take off with the rest of the passenger. When they were in the air a hostess came to ask if the baby needed anything but the couple refused and said everything would be alright. From that moment the hostess was a little suspicious and she watched the couple during the flight. When the plane landed, the police were waiting for the couple at the airport. The hostess had alerted the authorities. The police searched the couple and found that the baby was dead, it's organs had been removed and the body was packed full of illegal drugs.
   
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2. xXMegenRawrXx
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   October 1, 2011 6:03pm UTC
   And just the sound of his voice gives me those butterflies♥
   
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3. xXMegenRawrXx
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   September 23, 2011 5:09pm UTC
   Fu...ck You Haters: !!!
   Got a problem with me?
   Solve it.
   Think im tripping?
   Tie my shoes.
   Cant stand me?
   Sit back down.
   Cant face me?
   Turn around.
   nmf
   
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4. xXMegenRawrXx
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   September 23, 2011 4:51pm UTC
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5. xXMegenRawrXx
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   September 23, 2011 4:43pm UTC
   Calories:
   (noun)
   Tiny creatures that live in your closet
   that sew your cloths a little bit tighter
   every night.
   nmf
   
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6. xXMegenRawrXx
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   September 8, 2011 4:33pm UTC
   Is that a
   gun in your pants or,
   are you just glad to
   see me?
   
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7. xXMegenRawrXx
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   September 7, 2011 3:07pm UTC
   MOM
   Hey honey, getting some olive garden take-out for dinner. Want anything?
   Just salad please. Oh and bread dicks.
   Is that a new menu item? Sounds good, ill buy extra ;)
   EWWWW! MOM REALLY?!? I MEAN BREAD STICKS!!
   Damn.
   -nmf
   
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8. xXMegenRawrXx
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   September 7, 2011 2:41pm UTC
   Yellow Toenail Tears www.yellowtoenailtears.uk.co
   By Bart Simpson Horror of abuse
   and the rebellion.
   Find your soul mate online yeahrightim50.com
   Date millions of pedophiles ONLINE!
   GET YOUR DEGREE ONLINE www.yeahrightyouwontevengetadegreeherewejustwantyourmoney.com
   Join here to get your degree online, lol jk. we want your money.
   < >
   AdChoices |>
   GOT YOU!....I think.
   Read the ads again.
   
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9. xXMegenRawrXx
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 1:40pm UTC
   When im alone i sound like an auto tune machine.
   But when im trying to prove that to someone i suddenly sound like a dying frog.
   -nmf
   
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10. xXMegenRawrXx
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    August 31, 2011 1:14pm UTC
    Baby,
    If you asked me to write my list of my priorities you would be number one.
    LOLOL Jk,
    You're number one on my to kill list.
    n m f
    
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11. xXMegenRawrXx
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    Rebecca Black:
    Kickin' in the front..
    Kevjumba:
    Front seats for the homies you can sit in the trunk.
    
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12. xXMegenRawrXx
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    August 22, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    There are only 2 types of honest people in this world,
    Children & Drunk people.
    
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13. xXMegenRawrXx
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    August 21, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    Never go to a...
    second location with a hippie.
    -nmf/30Rock
    
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14. xXMegenRawrXx
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    August 20, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    Energizer Bunny Arrested..
    Charged with battery.
    
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15. xXMegenRawrXx
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    August 20, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    Is it good if a..
    vacuum really sucked?
    
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16. xXMegenRawrXx
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    August 20, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Never go to a...
    doctors whose office plants are dead.
    -nmf
    
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17. xXMegenRawrXx
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    August 16, 2011 11:42am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    Your bro actually tells a cool story.
    And your just like: Tell it again?
    
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18. xXMegenRawrXx
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    August 8, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    SMART has the plans
    STUPID has the stories
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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19. xXMegenRawrXx
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    August 8, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    Bruno mars: Id catch a grenade for ya.
    *Girl gets hit by grenade*
    BruNO mars: Today i dont feel
    Like doing anything.
    nmq/nmf
    
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20. xXMegenRawrXx
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    June 20, 2011 10:41am UTC
    **Can i please have your attention for a minute?**
    Hi everyone, For us school is almost over so im putting together a video for my friends BUT i need song that fit with Goodbyes, Friends, Who we are.. etc. Any suggestions? (Please post as a comment)
    
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