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Allisonnnn.
i f y o u d o n t c r e a t e c h a n g e , c h a n g e w i l l c r e a t e y o u . < 3
I do believe in God, and Jesus is my savior.
We were born throughout different minds and I'm still trying to figure out who I use to be.
Life isn't a challenge, you can't defeat it so learn to live it.
Emo Heart

kaythxbye.

replacedbylies
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 2:15am UTC

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
There may be
plenty of fish in the sea
but there's also sharks, seaweed, and toxic waste..

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posted a quote
December 6, 2010 2:14am UTC

Putting stuff in the
shopping cart when your parents aren't looking. ;)

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posted a quote
December 6, 2010 2:12am UTC

Can you imagine:
[Howannoyingitwouldbe]
If J.K. Rowling wrote...
"And then Harry Potter woke
up from the long dream"
facebook.♥
format by newport_girl_7

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posted a quote
December 6, 2010 2:11am UTC

There are a lot of
people who call you
by your name ♥
But there is only
ONE PERSON
who can make it sound
so damn SPECIAL ♥

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December 6, 2010 2:10am UTC

//////////////////////////
&unless your name is google
stop acting like you know everything (;
Format Credit: Secretsunspoken

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December 2, 2010 10:18pm UTC

Dear MySpace,
Oh I`m sorry, What`s the name of YOUR movie?
Sincerely, Facebook

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posted a quote
December 2, 2010 10:17pm UTC

When the heck is
Timmy Turner
gonna get out of
second grade? ♥

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posted a quote
December 2, 2010 10:14pm UTC

"How's life treating you?"
"Like I ran over its dog."

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posted a quote
December 2, 2010 10:13pm UTC

so when something
tragic happens
you call 911.
***
the most tragic day
was on 9/11.
***
coincidence?

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posted a quote
December 2, 2010 10:10pm UTC

-P-p-p poker face,
Ale-ale- ale Alejandro
Ju-ju-ju just dance.
I think Lady Gaga has a stuttering problem.

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posted a quote
December 2, 2010 10:10pm UTC

WHEN I SAY I'M COLD,
i don't want your hoodie;
I want your arms around me♥

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December 2, 2010 10:08pm UTC

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December 2, 2010 10:07pm UTC

URBAN DICTIONARY:
lesbian:
a woman with good enough taste
to not be interested in guys.
made my day(:

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December 2, 2010 10:05pm UTC

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posted a quote
December 2, 2010 10:05pm UTC

"I know I'm not perfect, and I don't claim to be.
But, before you go pointing fingers, make sure you own hands are clean."
- Bob Marley

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posted a quote
December 2, 2010 10:01pm UTC

When I'm not in school;;
I always wonder
if he notices that
i'm not there.......
♥

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posted a quote
December 2, 2010 9:59pm UTC

Sooo...
today I found out that my ex's
new girlfriend got mad at him
because he accidently called her by
my name.
hahahaha, suckaaa!(:
true story!(: lol

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posted a quote
December 2, 2010 9:57pm UTC

I can’t keep being
your second choice when you're always my first. ♥

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posted a quote
December 2, 2010 9:55pm UTC

"Yo momma's so
{fa-" "Dude...}
We're brothers..."

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posted a quote
December 2, 2010 9:54pm UTC

(¯`v´¯)
`·.¸.·´
My heart isn't your dick,
So stop playing with it.
(_.·´¯`·×» (_.·´¯`·×» (_.·´¯`·×» (_.·´¯`·×» (_.·´¯`·×»»

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