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jimmy365
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January 7, 2012 11:06pm UTC

If mom can't find it
no one can.
jimmy365
my format:)

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awsomeapple
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 6:47pm UTC

I Just Read That
4,153,237 people got married last year
I don't want to cause any arguments but...
shouldn't that be an even number?

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pandaluver33
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 5:44pm UTC

Who else remembers these Disney Channel Shows?Lizzie McGuire
Life With Derek
Kim Possible
That's So Raven
Even Stevens
Phil of the Future
The Proud Family
Cory in the House
The Replacements
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The Buzz on Maggie
Comment your favorite. (:
nmf

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xwaddupshawtyx
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Google
how to be |
how to be perfect
how to be pretty
how to be smart
how to be skinny
how to be popular
how to be confident
how to be funny
how to be nice
how to be cool

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Elenlovesu
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January 6, 2012 4:59pm UTC

When the principal walks in and your teachers attitude suddenly changes.
Credit: FaveFormats

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Dad:Your mom bought you some more medicine for your throat
Me:Yeah, more things to drug me with.

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LilzaxX
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January 6, 2012 11:32am UTC

Fave if
y o u r a l i v e .

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JulietteRoseX3
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 2:47pm UTC

Instead of swearing, let's use candy.
What the fudge!?
You're such a peanutbrittle-ing sugar face!
What a chocolate chip...
Fudge that lollipop!
Son of a Reese's peanutbutter cup!
That's better.

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Daazz007
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January 6, 2012 9:28am UTC

New Message: "K"
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table*
☼Daazz007☼

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tt505
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 6:37pm UTC

me; why am i still single?
brain; you're wierd
body; and you're fat
face; plus you're pretty ugly
food; i'm here for you
- t u m b l r

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder
How I would look like
If I were the opposite gender.
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Dear Google,
It has obviously been brought to our attention,
That witty profiles might be shut down completely
due to excessive swearing and extreme profanity.
Did bring it upon ourselves? Yes.
But Thanks to Steve, so many girls come on
here a day and express what they're feeling.
Witty has saved so many lives, including mine.
Now, Would you like to take this away from
so many young girls (& guys ) ?
A site that has saved so many young lives,
a site that has change so many of us for the better.
Now would you?
sincerely, Wittians everywhere

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BreeM123
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:59pm UTC

What if rappers rapped
about nice things?
Its like, "GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND...
give them to that homeless person because he's cold.."

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:58pm UTC

There's a difference
between being mean
and standing up
for yourself.

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nameyou2468
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 1:31pm UTC

1800: Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
2011: Ay, yo! Romeo, where you at?!

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 3:32pm UTC

Be careful with your words.
Once they're said, they can only be forgiven,
not forgotten.
format ThatsSoMeee ♥

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ThatsSoMeee
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January 6, 2012 3:09pm UTC

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