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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I'm team Jacob.
    Why? because I know what it's like to love someone and they don't love you back.

  2. BeKaHlYnN BeKaHlYnN
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    What to do before I die.
    If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
    Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
    Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
    Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
    Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
    Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
    Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
    Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
    Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
    Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
    Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
    Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
    Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
    Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
    Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
    Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
    Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

  3. xstaybeautiful xstaybeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC
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  4. idonotneedyou idonotneedyou
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    I Want
    To Be That Girl
    Who Turns Really
    Pretty
    Over Summer
    And
    All The Boys
    Are Like
    "Wow"
    When They See
    Me In School
    soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)
    FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
    Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

  6. Breath_Of_Fresh_Air Breath_Of_Fresh_Air
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    What if April Fool' s day doesn’ t exist and its been the longest prank in History ?

  7. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Imagine this...
    One day you and your husband, or you and your wife go to the doctors, you find out that you are pregnant! you celebrate you plan your future you dream of all things happy, you wonder what it will be, a boy or a girl??? You find you'd be happy with both, nine months pass, the female is on the table, she's giving birth, out comes the baby. It cries you hear its glorious voice, you get shot into the future you imagine them going to school, first date, all of the firsts, you hold it close and smile. 5 years later your little baby starts school, mommy and daddy feel lonely so they plan another baby, by the age of 6 you have a new child, another bit of perfection! By the age of ten the first child feels ignored, the second feels adored, the eldest shrugs the feeling off, says to themselves it will get better as time goes on. You are pregnant again, you say this is your last child, you make it the best. The eldest was a boy, strong, smart, loving and a sweet brother, the second was a daughter, you swore to her you'd never let her littel heart be broken, the last was a son, another one, a trouble maker. By age two his main goal is to steal the spotlight, by age five all he wants is mommy and daddy's eyes on him. The eldest feels ignored, but he's fifteen he pushes through, the daughter cries for you, all she wants is your attention, but your eyes are on the youngest, you want to treasure his childhood. 3 years flash by, your oldest is graduating, poof into college, he kisses his sister's head and tells her he'll always be there for her, then he leaves. You still are treasuring the youngest, you want him to stay a baby, so you ignore your daughter. She cries out for help, shes 15 now, she sobs, she starves herself to be perfect for another man some day, and she slices her skin. You've lost all interest in her, she only wants to be alone anyway, you let her. She rememebers her brother, who is now in college, who never comes home, she wants him to be there, she wants him to care, she needs him. Finally at age 16 she can't take it anymore, everyone is prettier, everyone is more loved, she takes a bottle of pills, puts her head in the noose, and steps off of the chair. Suddenly you have a flash back, to that beautiful baby girl in your arms, you cry out, begging her to come back, but it's too late, don't you see? You killed your own child, you didn't see it, you can only blame yourself. The day of the funeral her brother comes back into town, he cries on the grave of his dead little sister, he begs her to forgive him, he begs her to come back. But she can't, she's dead. Your eldest turns to alcohol, drinking away the memories, in 5 years he's a full blown alcoholic, and he takes his life and kills himself, he needs her in his life. Your youngest is alone now, you try to stay strong, you try todo everything for him but you just can't. Both of his parents fall into depression and he's left alone. He struggles through but all of a sudden he's faced with bullying, they say he's the reason that his sister killed herself, was it true? He clings to drugs, they take him away into a place of peace, at age 18 he's almost going to graduate, he panics, he over doses and you are alone. All of you children are dead, what do you do now? Life is over, you live but its a constant struggle, it never gets better, it never gets easier. You wish you could go back, you would do anything just to see them again, but you can't. You die inside.
    Yes you matter, don't give up. And always pay attention to others actions. Save a life.
    MY QUOTE

  8. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    me: ew the ice cream is melting
    my friend: quick! put it close to your heart to keep it cold

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    You never realize how offensive your music is
    Until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat

  10. dani64 dani64
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    Whatt if I ever do get a boyfriend?
    I wouldn't know what to do
    What do they eat?
    How often do they need to be walked?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    Please don't flirt with people I secretly like.
    It's rude and disrespectful.

  13. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    maroon 5? oh you mean
    adam levine and the guys who stand behind him?

  15. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    I HATE GETING FLASHBACKS
    FROM THINGS I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    Guest: where's your daughter?
    Dad: oh, she's in her room. she won't come out unless you bring food or band members.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    did kim possible become stoppable?
    did phil go back to the future?
    did corey get out of the house?

  19. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 10:36am UTC
    boys like it when you're playfully
    mean to them
    call them names
    punch them on the shoulder
    murder their families
    format jimmy365

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 11:59am UTC
    Steve's job is really tiring
    Imagine having 300,000 teenage daughters.

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