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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:59pm UTC

What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
*saw it online (:

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 5:34pm UTC

I'm going to start making wishes at
12:34
because the numbers are in order, so maybe, everything else will fall into place too.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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Allison13Xoxo
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 3:41pm UTC

.Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sexx with a horse is legal in 23.Good going, America.

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GreenMariLoves
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 3:20pm UTC

I feel like
I bother people
just by being alive...

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Phoebe*
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 2:28pm UTC

If I was a status,
would you like me?
If I was a quote,
would you fave me?
If I was a tweet,
would you follow me?
If I was a question,
would you google me?
If I wasn't me,
would you see me?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Confession #6
The cycle never really ends. Once I feel like one mental health issue is over with, another decides to develop.

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defe4ted
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 6:40pm UTC

HELLO
my name is
Never mind, I forgot
no one cares.

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HeyItsKelc
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 1:38pm UTC

If I could go back in time,
I would have never met you.
Because now i just want to forget you♥♥
NMF

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Christopher Robin*
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 7:05pm UTC

I will stop loving you
When a mute guy,
Tells a deaf guy,
That a blind guy,
Saw a legless guy,
Walk on water.

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loveXXstruckkk
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I'll never forget..
the first time we talked
the first time you texted me
the first time we hugged.
the first time we touched.
the fist time we kissed.
our first car ride.
the first time you came over.
the first time i missed you SO much.
the first time i saw the way you cared.
the first time you said i love you.
the first time we promised to always be there.
the first time i was happy.
you made every time the time of my
i hope you'll never forget
you'll always be
my superman

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Sebastian_isTheName
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Don't say you miss me, when it's your fault I'm gone.

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arii321
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Boy:<13 do you know what that means?
Girl:No, what?
Boy:It means that your the only 1 in my heart.
nmq-nmf

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BarleyGettingAl0nggg
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 5:04pm UTC

"most peple waste there time
trying to find someone to sleep with,
instead of trying to find
SOMEONE WORTH WAKING UP TO"
-WIZ KHALIFA

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Having a rough day?
Place your hand over your heart.
Feel that?
That's called purpose.
You're alive for a reason.
DON'T GIVE UP.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 6:20pm UTC

kisses are like tears,
t h e o n l y r e a l o n e s
are the ones you can't hold back

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jessielee9638red
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Laying in bed at night
Tears falling down your face
A feeling in your stomach that literally makes you sick
Wanting nothing more than to just fall asleep,
and stay asleep forever.
That's what missing
you feels like.

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ItsAnthony
posted a quote
January 31, 2012 8:08pm UTC

never cheat on a beautiful girl with an easy girl.
it's like throwing a diamond away and picking up a rock.

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Cutecat0413
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 3:39pm UTC

.
Falling in love with your best guy friend;;
it happens to everyone at least once

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