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  1. FreeSoul FreeSoul
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    Dear Cee Lo Green,
    I don't know anybody who would dump you for another guy's money...

  2. dancing3chick dancing3chick
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    Go Insane, Go Insane,
    throw some glitter
    make it rain.

  3. dancing3chick dancing3chick
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    if that happened, i would tell you
    (that you aren't the only one.)

  4. dancing3chick dancing3chick
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    HEADS: (You're mine),
    TAILS: (I'm yours).

    credit: dancing3chick

  5. slr1995 slr1995
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    okay witty girls,
    i NEED your help!!
    my ex besy friend (ex sister) has a witty.
    dancing3chick is her user name....
    its indescribable how close we were, then we got in
    a horrible fight.
    Its been eight months since ive talked to her,
    AND I MISS HER LIKE CRAZY.
    If i get 100 favs I'll call
    her tomorrow & say sorry.
    Thats a promise.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    Me:
    Can I use the bathroom?
    Teacher:
    I don't know, can you?
    Me:
    When I was using "can" I was using its
    secondary model form as a verbal modifier
    asking for permission, as opposed to
    expressing an ability. I thought since you
    were a teacher you'd know that. My bad.
    MAY I use the restroom?
    Teacher:
    ............

  8. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    That moment of joy
    When you walk into your least favorite class,
    And you see that you have a
    Subsitute


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. NeverSayNeverX17 NeverSayNeverX17
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    child 1: daddy, why did you name me rose?
    dad: when you were a baby, a rose fell on your head
    child 2: daddy, why did you name me daisy?
    dad: when you were a baby, a daisy fell on your head
    child 3: ahhhragadur
    dad: SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK
    *fav if you get it [;


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. xolovelikewoexo xolovelikewoexo
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    Going through a text book with your friends
    And pointing to all the funny pictures
    of like the 6000 pound Chinese man
    and saying
    "That's you."

  13. love_begins love_begins
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    When it gets dead silent
    i'm all like
    EVERYBODY WAS KONG-FU
    FIGHTING

  14. klauree18 klauree18
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    i failed a spelling test in 3rd grade,
    because they asked me to spell
    amazing,
    and i put down
    my name.(;

    not my format.!

  15. DalalPiromari DalalPiromari
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    Here's to the code names
    We made up for guys we liked so that
    no one knew who the hell we were
    going on about.
    Click the ♥ if you did this with your friends.

  16. xoxoEngalndxoxo xoxoEngalndxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    I would trust my best friend with my life, but not my phone or facebook... :)

  17. wanesa wanesa
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO BRICK,
    BAREFOOT.

  18. daniibananii daniibananii
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    hey rebecca black,
    girl yo momma told you to take the bus. not hope in a convertible with your underage friends.
    dumb biitch.

  19. chelsealovesyou chelsealovesyou
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 12:44pm UTC
    Is he perfect?
    No.
    Do you wish he was?
    Hell no. ♥

  20. chelsealovesyou chelsealovesyou
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    To me,
    Dropping a phone is like dropping a new born baby.

:)

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