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child 1: daddy, why did you name me rose?
dad: when you were a baby, a rose fell on your head
child 2: daddy, why did you name me 
daisy?
dad: when you were a baby, a daisy fell on your head

child 3: ahhhragadur
dad: SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK


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child 1: daddy, why did you name me rose? dad: when you were

833 faves · 26 comments · Mar 26, 2011 9:45pm

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aliina246 · 1 decade ago
LOL took me forever to get it :P

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fluffySTARS · 1 decade ago
Lmaooo !
love this<3
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iluvjbiebs6 · 1 decade ago
i thought it was brick? hahah but it is still hlarious !!!!!!!!
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kenziekinz · 1 decade ago
hahahahahaha i gets it ♥♥♥
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bago777 · 1 decade ago
ii dontt qhett eht
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Day1293 · 1 decade ago
took me forever to get it
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xloveyou4everxx3 · 1 decade ago
i get it, but its kinda mean..
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eminemlove26 · 1 decade ago
LOVE THIS.
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Kaylafaith · 1 decade ago
I don't get it?
:/
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writingismalife · 1 decade ago
haha took me a moment to think about this! hahahahalol
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vballgirl107 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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maskr18 · 1 decade ago
i just got it!!!!!
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MzCrazYy · 1 decade ago
i dntt gett itt :{ lolll
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silverarrows · 1 decade ago
that took me a few minutes to process XD
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dreamer100 · 1 decade ago
hahaha my dad told me this one when i was three, it took to when i was 5 to figure it out.(:
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xCUTI3PI3 · 1 decade ago
Lmao I signed in to favorite this ♥
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whenforeverends · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING RIGHT NOW AAAAAAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGHAHAHAHAHAHDKDKNSISH
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briannanicole1107 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAH!
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SoftyFrostySnowman · 1 decade ago
Hahahahahahaha Love It
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Baby_Blue_Eyes_1998 · 1 decade ago
Everyone told this joke in 5th grade. Love it(:
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