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  1. becca95lx4 becca95lx4
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    to players, we're hot.
    to perverts, we're sexy.
    to adults, we're cute.
    to relatives, we're adorable.
    to dumbasses, we're fine.
    to each other, we're pretty.
    to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
    to the right guys, we're beautiful.
    but to ourselves,
    w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

  2. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Long but worth while...i promise
    Her name was Abby
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    When she was alive
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endore
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    " God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    " You deserve to die
    You worthless pest! "
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

  3. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    When I find out a guy likes me..
    A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we’re getting when we open the can

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    i wish i could be a youtuber but
    1)too awkward
    2)don’t have a nice camera
    3)not attractive enough
    4)not interesting enough
    5)not creative in any way

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    There are six basic types of fear.
    1. terror
    2: panic
    3. 3 text messages and fourteen missed calls from mom
    4: username or password is incorrect
    5. we need to talk
    6: internet connecction unavailable

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    miley's hairdresser: you sure

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  9. elaa358532 elaa358532
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Oranges are very orange.
    They make the world go round.
    Go eat an orange.
    There is a fine Line;
    Between having a tan,
    And looking like you've just rolled in dorito's.

  10. glitterspaz143 glitterspaz143
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    ♥ t h i s i f y o u l o v e
    y o u r d a d d y.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    Guys, the One Direction Facts are starting to get really annoying.
    I do like 1D (call me gay if you want, whatever) but they're starting to take over top quotes,
    as well as jimmy365's and f*ckerr's quotes. If we want to see any of those facts or quotes, we can go to Tumblr or Facebook, because that's where they're all from. BE ORIGINAL FOR ONCE, PEOPLE. kthanksbye.
    Don't bother commenting hate on this quote either.

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