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rawrrrrx3
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January 20, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Six years ago on this day
High School Musical came out. I feel freaking old...

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xocrayon
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 7:49pm UTC

I remember when I used to smile, and the day I walked into middle school, they taught me how to fake it.
nmf

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caitocutie
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 5:23pm UTC

guys,
I'm really scared.
I have a stalker.
She knows about all my problems then tells the world about it. Then she tells the guys how I feel about them.
&I think she stole my diary because I can't seem to find it.
If you happen to find her, she's about 6 feet tall, has blonde hair and her name is Taylor Swift.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 8:33pm UTC

I'm so romantic sometimes;
i think i should marry myself.

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soccerxgirlx97
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
Teacher: .......

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 9:26pm UTC

That awkward behavoir you get
when your crush is around.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Changing the date
on your homework to make it look like you did it earlier.

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xXTheBrokenGirlXx
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 5:29pm UTC

My Talents:
speed texting,
procrastination,
sarcasm,
talking back,
& the ability to completely zone out in class
n m f

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Runaway_love
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 12:19am UTC

1
Oh guys, I can't handle all these notifications.

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 8:10am UTC

Rules for texting a girl:
1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply.
2) Use good grammar.
3) Ask questions.
4) Use the :) face

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WeLoveThad
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 10:04pm UTC

*On Facebook*
Hot person status: Just ate lunch.
*86 likes 30 comments* ..
Average persons status: *Today is my birthday!
*mom likes this*

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Tortoises
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:39pm UTC

1912:
The Titanic Sunk.
2012:
a cruise ship sunk
How totally coincedental.
-Freaky-

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ThatCoolKid87
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 9:34pm UTC

CARTOONS:
//////// the only place you can wear the same thing everyday & nobody cares.

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dominiqueeewale
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 9:12pm UTC

l l l l l
admit it..
once in your life,
you tried to drink
out of your cup
like a dog.
Format credit - RunawayRachel

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stuckinadaydream
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Not sure if screaming
// kids outside are having fun//
OR BEING MURDERED

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 12:19am UTC

l l l l l
♥ if you -
Type song lyrics into
Google,
To find out the name of the song.
Format credit - RunawayRachel
~RunawayRachel~

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ThatCoolKid87
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 10:04pm UTC

"Maybe you should read the instuc-.."
"NAAHHH I GOT THIS!!"
not my format♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 10:27pm UTC

Me & Guy Friend trying to plug in computer cords:
me: "ughh, there aren't enough holes for this!"
him: "... that's what she said."
me: "hahaha, stop it, we really need to finish this."
him: "... that's what she said."
me: "are you done yet?"
him: *cracks up laughing* "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
me: "okay, enough, this is getting painful."
him: *snort* " stop it, my cheeks are starting to hurt.
me: "... that's what she said"
format belongs to blackbutterflies ;)

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amazingxgracex325
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Yes,
I'm at home on Friday Night.
yes, I am a teenager and
no there is nothing wrong
With me.
nmf

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mayday
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 7:34pm UTC

When people say, "When I was little..."
//////// and I'm just sitting there like,
"I still do that, man. . ."

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