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swimswim98
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January 11, 2013 7:29pm UTC

I can only imagine how the 11 year olds today are going to complain about the next crop of 11 year olds.
"OMG 11 year olds are so spoiled these days. Like, when i was 11, I only had an iPhone and UGGS. And I was happy. Ugh!"

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yuzermali
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January 12, 2013 9:29pm UTC

*Plastic bag drifts by*
Me: *looks around*
Me: Katy Perry?

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jimmy365
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January 26, 2013 12:12pm UTC

• hear noises
• pause music
• complete silence
• play music
• hear noises again
o _ o
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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Infinity on high*
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January 8, 2013 5:51am UTC

Plot Twist: the nerdy guy at the back of your science class has a six pack.

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jimmy365
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January 26, 2013 12:26pm UTC

me: makes a joke
class: laughs
me: smiles for an hour
and a half, proud
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
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January 26, 2013 12:31pm UTC

me: im so lonely
person: hey
me: leave me alone
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jimmy365
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January 28, 2013 3:34pm UTC

crushes
PHASE I - where i won't shut the
heck up about him but i pretend i
don't like him
PHASE II - where i start to try to
read into what he is saying and
pretend that they like me too
PHASE III - where all hope is lost i
decide they don't like me im a big
loser with a stupid face
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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shAMmers26
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January 25, 2013 4:51pm UTC

"That awkward when the only thing you know on a test is your name and the date"
...
"That awkward moment when you don't even know the date."

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Hale_Storm18
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January 24, 2013 3:32pm UTC

The worst thing about taking naps is that you expect to wake up
afterwards feeling well-rested, but instead, you feel like you died and you forget who you are.

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akp1015
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January 13, 2013 11:50am UTC

Kids who were born in 2000
are going to be teenagers this year.
What.

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jessdillon1234
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January 24, 2013 8:56pm UTC

I was helping out with one of the preschool classes at my dance studio and this was a legit conversation that went on:
teacher: did anyone see there mommy or daddy watching the inagoration?
kid one: whats that?
kid two: its when you sleep during day
me: thats nocturnal
kid three: arn't bats nocturnal?
kid two: no antolopes are
kid four: nuh uh antolopes a fruit
kid five: i know where babys come from!!
*everyone gets quiet*
kid five: *whispering* cleevland.
entire class: *gasp*
*true story

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music_is_forever1
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January 7, 2013 3:36pm UTC

*my spanish teacher trying to explain masculine and feminine words*
Her: Spanish words are like a clothing store; you got the girls' section (the feminine words), and the guys' section (the masculine words)
Her: To determine the adjective, you have to decide if it's masculine or feminine
Her: But Spanish words are a lot like buying clothes from the clothing store.
Her: You know, girls are going to head over to check out all the pretty skirts and accessories,
Her: And then all the guys go to the boys' side.
Her: But like some words in Spanish, there will be a guy one time that, instead, goes over to the girls' section.
Her: And sometimes, the girl will go and buy from the boys' section.
Some kid: So they're gay?
Some other kid: But wait, what if the guy goes to the girls' section to buy jewelry for his girlfriend?
Her: Well they don't have girlfriends.
Her: Or boyfriends.
Her: They're forever alone like you are.
True. story.

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jimmy365
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January 19, 2013 12:32am UTC

OMFG
I WAS JUST AT THE PARK AND SOME
LITTLE KIDS WERE PLAYING TAG
BUT THEY WERE SAYING
"SWAG, YOU'RE IT"
AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE DONE
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