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Birthday: December 25

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Count my cards, watch them fall, blood on a marble wall ♡ hi i'm allison and i don't really come on here anymore. 21, kinesiology major, unsure of my future :~)
 
  1. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 3:19pm UTC
    ten more truths
    11. I only have one piercing: my first holes in both ears
    12. I'm one of the messiest and disorganized people you'll ever meet. I recently found 10 pairs of socks in my locker.
    13. I spend most of my summer either at the beach or at lacrosse tournaments
    14. I have one pet: a dog named Daisy. She's old and usually very moody.
    15. I have no money because I quit my job and spent it all on a new lacrosse stick
    16. I had surgery on my glenoid labrum in my shoulder last year, of which I tore while swimming.
    17. My biggest fear is being alone. The idea that maybe I'll end up alone one day scares me, which makes me want to find my one, true love when I'm younger and move in with them to combat the idea of being alone.
    18. One time, my dad got in a fight with the lacrosse player Jordan wolf's mom, she then tried to sue him and now we don't like each other :~)
    19. When I grow up, I hope to be either a nutritionist, sports trainer or orthopaedic surgeon
    20. I won a national award for my advances in the French language and placed in the highest percentile this year, as well as being nominated as the only student from my school to represent at a national future scientist program in Washington d.c.

  2. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 4:57pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Down On the west coast,
    they got their icons, their silver starlets, their queens of saigon
    AND YOU'VE GOT THE MUSIC,
    you've got the music in you, don't you?

  3. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 5:11pm UTC
    ten truths
    1. I hope to play a sport in college, division 1. I started to know I was really good at sports this year, when I started to qualify for championships in swimming and to get scouted for lacrosse and water polo.
    2. I have really weird taste in music; mainly, country and alternative, but some pop is good.
    3. I'm a 4.0 student taking classes a year higher than me in school
    4. I get shy around new people, but am generally loud and annoying and enjoy talking.
    5. I shop too much. Like way too much.
    6. I love to travel. Ive been to about 30 states, Canada and puerto rico.
    7. I'm a holistic person, meaning I use alternative forms of medicine. I haven't taken any doctor prescribed medication or over the counter mess for the past 2 years. I also only eat organic foods.
    8. I act extremely mature for my age, resulting in me getting mistaken for someone older.
    9. I will eat pretty much any food. If it's edible and organic (as mentioned in #7), I'll eat it.
    10. I want to move away. Far away. Its my dream to find a foreign place and make it my home.

  4. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 4:40pm UTC
    love is all that i need and
    i found it there in your heart.
    © irrestible

  5. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 3:26pm UTC
    Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well
    1. What is your middle name? Rose Marie
    2. How old are you? 15
    3. What is your birthday? December 25
    4. What is your zodiac sign? capricorn
    5. What is your favorite color? blue
    6. What's your lucky number? 12, 19 or 28
    7. Do you have any pets? a dog and a brother
    8. Where are you from? Pennsylvania
    9. How tall are you? 5'5
    10. What shoe size are you? 7.5 or 8
    11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? like 10
    12. What was your last dream about? I don't remember dreams
    13. What talents do you have? amazing memorization skills and realistic fake sneezes
    14. Are you psychic in any way? yeah, I get horrible déjà vu.
    15. Favorite song? Cop Car by Keith Urban, Highway Don't Care by Tim McGraw, West Coast by Lana Del Rey and Heaven by Jake Worthington
    16. Favorite movie? Miracle
    17. Who would be your ideal partner? Someone athletic with a good sense of humor
    18. Do you want children? Yes like a lot
    19. Do you want a church wedding? Yeah
    20. Are you religious? Yeah
    21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yep
    22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? No
    23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Claude Giroux
    24. Baths or showers? "Let me sit in dirty water as I try to wash off"
    25. What color socks are you wearing? Tan
    26. Have you ever been famous? PEOPLE ON TUMBLR WERE JEALOUS OF ME LAST WEEK
    27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? If it means that I would marry someone else who was a celebrity then yes.
    28. What type of music do you like? Country, alternative, some pop
    29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No
    30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1
    31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my stomach
    32. How big is your house? Uh idk ??????
    33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Bagels or English muffins
    34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
    35. Have you ever tried archery? No
    36. Favorite clean word? Beau Bennett and/or flawless but same thing
    37. Favorite swear word? F.uck in all forms.
    38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? Two minutes
    39. Do you have any scars? One on my knee, my hand, the back of my head and on my tongue
    40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Lol why would someone admire me
    41. Are you a good liar? yaaaaas
    42. Are you a good judge of character? No, not at all
    43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Canadian but I think I'm Canadian
    44. Do you have a strong accent? Yes omg
    45. What is your favorite accent? Canadian (specifically Saskatchewanian), Californian
    46. What is your personality type? Sarcastic, negative, loud, rude
    47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Probably like my Victoria Secret pants since I'm a thrift shopper
    48. Can you curl your tongue? yaaaas
    49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie. I would die if I was an outie
    50. Left or right handed? Right
    51. Are you scared of spiders? Hell yes
    52. Favorite food? Brownies
    53. Favorite foreign food? Pasta
    54. Are you a clean or messy person? Messy as hell
    55. Most used phrase? Don't talk to me
    56. Most used word? No
    57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 30 minutes ?
    58. Do you have much of an ego? Kinda
    59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Both
    60. Do you talk to yourself? When I'm alone
    61. Do you sing to yourself? In the shower
    62. Are you a good singer? HAHAHAHAHA I wish
    63. Biggest fear? Drowning
    64. Are you a gossiper? Yes
    65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? Titanic
    66. Do you like long or short hair? Long
    67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Yes
    68. Favorite school subject? Lunch
    69. Extrovert or Introvert? Exxxxxxtroooooooovert
    70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Yaaaaaas
    71. What makes you nervous? Tests
    72. Are you scared of the dark? Heeeelllllllllllll no
    73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? It's uncontrollable.
    74. Are you ticklish? Not really
    75. Have you ever started a rumor? Yep
    76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Yep
    77. Have you ever drank underage? Yeah
    78. Have you ever done drugs? No answer
    79. Who was your first real crush? Leonardo DiCaprio mothafuuuckkaaaaa
    80. How many piercings do you have? 1
    81. Can you roll your Rs? Yaaaaaas
    82. How fast can you type? Speedy quick
    83. How fast can you run? Not fast but not too slow
    84. What color is your hair? STRAWBERRY BLONDE FUUUUCK YOU
    85. What color are your eyes? Hazel
    86. What are you allergic to? Cats, pollen, trees, grass, dust
    87. Do you keep a journal? No
    88. What do your parents do? My mom is a nurse and my dad is a computer analyst for an international company.
    89. Do you like your age? 20 bc all my baes are 18-22
    90. What makes you angry? Near freaks, the Dallas Cowboys
    91. Do you like your own name? Who does ???
    92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Taylor, Sam, Brendan
    93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Both
    94. What are you strengths? Tripping, sneezing, repelling boys
    95. What are your weaknesses? Tripping, sneezing, repelling boys
    96. How did you get your name? idk you're basic
    97. Were your ancestors royalty? yas
    98. Do you have any scars? Can u not
    99. Color of your bedspread? Patchwork thingy
    100. Color of your room? God awful pink

  6. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 3:09pm UTC
    No moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality; just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and wavering as the ocean.

  7. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 5:07pm UTC
    it was not your fault, but mine,
    » and it was your heart on the line,
    I really f.ucked it up this time, didn't I, my dear?

  8. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 4:53pm UTC
    if your dreams don't scare you,
    they aren't big enough.
    © irrestible

  9. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 7:07pm UTC
    i've got a war on my mind, i just ride.

  10. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 7:03pm UTC
    I think I'll miss you forever

  11. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 5:35pm UTC
    they say that the world was built for two,
    only worth living if somebody is loving you.

  12. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 3:41pm UTC
    but there was somethin' 'bout the way
    THE BLUE LIGHTS WERE SHININ',
    bringing out the freedom in your eyes,
    I was too busy watching you
    going wild, child, to be worried
    ABOUT GOING TO JAIL.

  13. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 4:46pm UTC
    you are, and always have been, my dream
    .

  14. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 4:41pm UTC
    I am nothing special,
    of this I am sure.
    I am a common man,
    with common thoughts
    and I've led a common life.
    There are no monuments dedicated to me
    and my name will soon be forgotten,
    but I've loved another with all my heart and soul,
    and to me, this has always been enough.

  15. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 11:21am UTC
    mine would be you,
    TAIL LIGHTS FADIN', DAYLIGHT Br EAKIN'.

  16. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    so you wanna play
    - - - - - - with magic? boy, you should know what you're fallin' for,
    DO YOU DARE TO DO THIS? 'CAUSE I'M COMING AT YOU LIKE A DARK HORSE.

  17. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2014 3:44pm UTC
    how many secrets can you keep?

  18. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2014 3:37pm UTC
    baby, we both know,
    THAT NIGHTS WERE MAINLY MADE
    for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day.

  19. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2014 7:15pm UTC
    ♥ I wanna get better ♥

  20. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 5:07pm UTC

    She was beautiful, but not like those girls in the magazines. She was beautiful, for the way she thought. She was beautiful, for the sparkle in her eyes when she talked about something she loved. She was beautiful, for her ability to make other people smile, even if she was sad. No, she wasn't beautiful for something as temporary as her looks. She was beautiful, deep down to her soul. She is beautiful.
    — F. Scott fitzgerald

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