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desperado* · 5 years ago
that's sad :( is it maybe just your school?
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desperado* · 5 years ago
hey!!!!! i'm good, i keep meaning to message you but school is absolutely insane! how's college going?
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desperado* · 6 years ago
yeah im ready for a boyfriend too but that hasn't exactly worked out, i was talking to a kid and things got serious but then an incident occurred and we really havent spoken since. it's ssd because i really liked him, but there'll be other guys. right now im beating a man into shape so i hope it works, im a little worried though because hes a senior and graduating but he seems to really like me. men just suck because the men i like never want anything more than just fwb or whatever, but the ones i dont really like want to date. sigh. a psu basketball player has been trying to get me to date him for awhile, but it's annoying cause he's literally the second ugliest guy on the team!!!! fml @ me
that's so good though! congrats! have you heard back from florida?
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desperado* · 6 years ago
skrt skrt
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desperado* · 6 years ago
go for it!!!! psu is sooooooo much fun omg i've basically just been drunk since i got here hahahahahah but definitely follow me i dont mind at all!
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desperado* · 7 years ago
YOURE CURSED OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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desperado* · 7 years ago
u got ghost shirt but now ghost is a healthy scratch how do ya feel about that one????
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desperado* · 7 years ago
Ugggghhhhhh I dream about him he's gorgeous... 8 pack abs, amazing butt, best thighs I've ever seen. I hate myself for not getting with him. Now that I am officially on the market I have to go back, especially if PSU makes the CFB playoff.
My best friend has like 3 Ghost shirts, plus his jersey. She's met him at least 6 times. She's obsessed. You two would get along so well, honestly.
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desperado* · 7 years ago
girrrrllllll you gotta get that done!!!! but im so excited like money money money money moneyyyyyyy :))))))) honestly I'm gonna go and try and marry a hot athlete ya know gotta get it while it's young... also kinda wanna go to PSU for all the football players they're all so dreamy and even better in person but alas... I did not make out with them. An opportunity was missed. I must go back to avenge... with a kiss...
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desperado* · 7 years ago
I got into Tulane!!!!! I'm so excited I got $34K in scholarships a year and I also am in their honors college! I'm pretty much done now because holy crap I can't believe it. Did your counselor let you apply yet?
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desperado* · 7 years ago
That's so cute! Scary stuff is not my thing so I wouldn't be able to do ESP, but it definitely seems like your kind of thing!
Man, that game was sooooo bad, kinda felt bad for the goalie like that's a real confidence destroyer
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desperado* · 7 years ago
It's just very old-fashioned thinking, it's what they grew up on, it doesn't mean it's right though. It's a generalization and I don't like it, but I have to respect them and their beliefs while I live at home. Today, my friend was joking during my mainly minority health class and saying "all these guys like you but you don't date any of them" and then called me a lesbian. I lost it and was like "sorry I don't wanna f.ck with any of these dumb white boys, sorry I like black d.ck" and the whole class heard... Had 4 guys slide into my DMs within an hour, it was hilarious. I ain't gonna date any of them, they're the low qual black guys but still. I only date the high qual ones ;)
I hate telling people my test scores. Don't ever ever ever feel bad and compare yourself to other scored. There's a perfect school out there for everyone, no matter your test score. I've always been in advanced courses and have been rigorously prepped for these tests since 8th grade based on the classes I've taken. Every district is different but mine puts a heavy emphasis on test prep. 21 is still an awesome score, anything above 50% is better than half the US population, and the average score is a 16! Keep in mind that the high scores are few and far in between, most end up getting 16s, 17s and 18s!
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desperado* · 7 years ago
THOSE ARE THE WORST I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT THIS EX HE SEEMS AS BAS AS MY EX
My ex texts me out of the blue and is like "hey" and now we're still friends so I'm talking and usually when we talk we get really deep (aka he needs advice and I give it to him and then he stops talking to me) so he says "can I ask you something" so I'm thinking it'll be advice, you know? harmless to text about advice at work bUT OH NO, it's not advice... He says "why did you never let me eat ur a.ss" I STARTED F.CKING ROLLING, I legit was like "we dated for a month and all you wanted was to get with me... You took me on one date because you were 'too poor' but yet you had enough money to buy pot and alcohol from the most expensive dealers in the area, but you don't have money to take me out on a date... Ok" and he didn't respond like b.tch what?????? I don't even let my ex that I'm somewhat fwb with do butt things but imma let some little f.ckboy in my junk????? hell no.
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desperado* · 7 years ago
I haven't gotten action in forever I've literally sworn off boys bc how come the boys I always like never like me back????? Ugh real struggle like nice boys want to date but I don't want to date bc they're nice boys who also feel it's okay to tell their ex that they like you and then their ex posts about you on social media and calls you a thottie like ok no I ain't datin ur man lmao too much drama I'm fine with dogs rn
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desperado* · 7 years ago
I totally understand. When I talk to guys I like, I'm usually super obnoxious and everything. I always tell guys "if I'm super comfortable around you, I only see you as a friend" bc TBH that's how it is. I've been hooking up with a guy and I feel so immensely comfortable around him that it's obvious I just want to be friends. And then I follow the boy I like on Instagram at 11 PM and start crying and call all my friends IN TEARS because I really like him and I can't talk to him and I hate boys why can't I be one of those girls who gets hella boys and dates a lot of them and ugh why am I me do u relate
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desperado* · 7 years ago
Thank you! You're drop dead gorgeous :~)
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desperado* · 7 years ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS!!!!
You are, by far, the nicest person I've met. You're so sincerely sweet, and you make me laugh so hard. You put others before yourself, which is an amazing quality to find in a person. You make the world a brighter place <3 but yo you're legal!!!!! Go party!!!!! Happiest of birthdays, love. You deserve the best.
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desperado* · 8 years ago
Thank you for the welcome back! I don't know how long I'll be on for just with lacrosse and school, but I'm going to try to not go 6 weeks :))))) but I never heard about him, but I bet he's a great guy if he wants to date a beautiful girl like yourself!!! Tell me all about him tho
Ok basically I have this huge crush on a really shy guy in my AP Chem class and I'm also super shy, but wanted his phone number so I figured the best way to do it (because I can't even compose words when I talk to him) was to throw a lacrosse ball at his car while he was at tennis so his alarm went off, then give him my phone number to have him let me know if there was any damage. It was a good plan and there was no damage, so score 1 for ya girl ;))))))
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desperado* · 8 years ago
hi jill, don't know if you remember me, but i miss you and our long conversations so dearly. i hope everything is going well, and that everything goes well in the future.
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desperado* · 8 years ago
Hi Nicole. I posted a quote giving a general goodbye, but I wanted to write you something special. You are one of the kindest humans, and I will maintain that for as long as I can remember. You put others before yourself and are always willing to talk. I am thankful for the time we've spent together. As you can assume by the beginning, this is a goodbye to witty. It feels nostalgic and saddening, to say goodbye, but I will only have fond memories. I don't have the time for this site, and so it feels like the right time. I might be back later, but for now, I need to focus on school and my life. I wish you nothing but the best :) <3
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