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Trapper75
posted a quote
March 28, 2014 10:13am UTC

Oh you know good music, huh?
Please, explain to me the musical complexity
behind "Wrecking Ball" or "Blurred Lines."
You can't? Oh, that's what i thought:
Not good music.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 8:04pm UTC

Music brings people
Who usually don't get along
Together

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 8:25pm UTC

When song lyrics
Describe what you're feeling
It's a perfect moment
Because all the words you want to say
Are put together in a melodious song

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heartofstones
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 8:07am UTC

Dear 20 open internet tabs,
Which one of you are playing the music?
Sincerely,
Frustrated

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 10:56am UTC

I don't know why people keep saying they're trying to bring sexy back. I'm right here, I never left.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 3:35pm UTC

Jammin out and loudly singing along with awesome music just cuz I feel like it? I like dat shizz!

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thisgirljamie
posted a quote
April 1, 2014 12:58pm UTC

Nothing hurts my world,
just affects the ones around me
When sin's deep in my blood,
you'll be the one to fall.
"I wish I could be the one,
the one who won't care at all
But being the one on the stand,
I know the way to go, no one's guiding me.
When time soaked with blood turns its back,
I know it's hard to fall.
Confided in me was your heart
I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me."
Avenged Sevenfold

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BlahItsLewis
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 12:19pm UTC

Check out my music (covers)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbrBOZXJ_OlJvvpRLuc6lFw/feed

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 6:48pm UTC

The only good reason for homicide
Is if someone leaves you with a cold shower.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 7:24pm UTC

Why are there 15 year olds in the Olympics
When my only talents are crying over band members and marathoning animes?

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yuzermali
posted a quote
February 18, 2014 2:37pm UTC

When people compliment me
I blush a lot and die. ♥♥♥
format credit: MissAnna

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TinkyMJ
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 9:42am UTC

Girl: Hey, you! *hits me slightly in my shoulder.*
Me:*Ignores her and reads a book.*
Girl: Hey, you! *hits me slightly in my shoulder.*
Me:*pretends to fall asleep.*
Girl: Hey, you! *hits me slightly in my shoulder.*
Girl: Hey, you! *hits me slightly in my shoulder.*
Girl: Hey, you! *hits me slightly in my shoulder.*
Me: *turns around* What do you want?
Girl: Hey, you! *hits me slightly in my shoulder.*
Me: What?
Girl: Hey, you! *hits me slightly in my shoulder.*
Me:*Sighs and continues reading the book.*
[An hour and a half later]
Girl: Hey, you! *hits me slightly in my shoulder.*
Me: WHAT??!!! WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU WANT??!!
Girl: Nothing.

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BluRoseHeart*
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 8:38pm UTC

Person: So.. What do you do for a living?
Me: I kill Zombies.
Person: But Zombies don't exist..
Me: Have you ever seen a Zombie?
Person: .... No ....
Me: You're welcome :D

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 1:48pm UTC

What do you call
/// /// /// /// /// a dog magician? /// /// /// /// ///
A labracadabrador.

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 4:17pm UTC

When you spell a word so wrong
that spell check is like idk what to tell you man

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
February 26, 2014 12:51pm UTC

Doctor: Well the results are,
you're pregnant.
Girl: Aww, what? You got to be,
kid- in- me!
Doctor: *sigh* Did you get
pregnant just to tell that joke?
Girl: Totally birth it.

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T_swag_2001
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 4:19pm UTC

The only reason
I am fat is because
a tiny
body could
not store all this
personality in it.

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SycoRed
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 1:46pm UTC

A priest, a nun and a guy with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar...bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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RugsFromMeToYou
posted a quote
March 3, 2014 2:21pm UTC

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
Please don't take offence, I'm laughing at a witty pun, not dyslexic people.

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