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  1. TootsieRoll23 TootsieRoll23
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 8:36pm UTC
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  2. mrsivyweasley mrsivyweasley
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Wanna entertain yourself?
    Order 20 Dominos pizzas all at different times. Then, when they are all lined up at your door. Push the first one.
    Fave if you get it. ;)

  3. Kaybay36 Kaybay36
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 12:20pm UTC
    "Hey what's your e-mail?"
    "Oh its (give goofy e-mail)"
    -laughs-
    "shut up I made it when I was 10"

  4. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    you're as useless
    >>> as the 'g' in 'lasagna.'

  5. danzakuduro danzakuduro
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    ‎:::MUST READ:::
    At age 15, your dad
    expects a hug when you come home, you thank
    him by going into your room.
    At age 18, he cries
    ......at your graduation, you thank him by partying
    all night.
    At age 26 he pays for your wedding,
    you thank him by moving states.
    At age 50, he
    falls ill and you weren't there. He slowly dies,
    and it all came crashing down on your heart.
    it's so unfair
    If you love your dad, fave this ♥
    I love you Dad.

  6. destinisdream destinisdream
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    Fall ♥
    - Uggs
    -fall leaves
    -Halloween
    - hoodies & sweaters
    -hats
    -scarves
    -warm blankets
    - caramel apples
    -hot chocolate
    - picking and carving pumpkins
    -pumpkin pies
    -thanksgiving
    -the smell of fall
    - fall pictures
    - wind
    -staying warm
    - fall clothes.
    - football season
    I can't wait. ♥

  7. Katiegirlxoxo Katiegirlxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    ------------♥------------
    90's kids remember...
    the amanda show?
    ------------♥------------

  8. LongGone LongGone
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    yes mom,
    every guy i talk to is my boyfriend...

  9. Lovecrashes Lovecrashes
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    I wish school was like,
    Hollywood Arts.
    (Favorite if you agree)
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  10. kussoccer21 kussoccer21
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 10:57am UTC
    the awkward moment when the toilet doesn't flush when you're at somebody's house.

  11. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 11:40am UTC
    &The worst feeling in the world is;;......
    asking your best friend a question, knowing
    the [[ truth ]] already but keep asking anyway ,
    just to see if they would lie to you .
    [[ she lied ]]

  12. fallforyou22 fallforyou22
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 8:26pm UTC
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  13. iheartyouuux3 iheartyouuux3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 1:22am UTC
    pretending to be on the phone
    when a creep walks by.

  14. iheartyouuux3 iheartyouuux3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:02pm UTC
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  19. jenks4c6 jenks4c6
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    When i was 5 years old my mom told me the key to life was happiness.
    When i went to school, they asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up.
    I said happy.
    They told me i didn't understand the assignment.
    So i told them they didn't understand life.
    quote:http://img5.visualizeus.com/thumbs/71/f3/quotes,funny,happiness,life,words,quote-71f3ef9f20e18895f9c2625fbc83a2de_h.jpg

  20. jenks4c6 jenks4c6
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    I hate loving you.</3

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