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1. jenks4c6
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   November 11, 2011 6:09pm UTC
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2. jenks4c6
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   July 31, 2011 8:16pm UTC
   Fave if h i s name starts with an A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, or Z
   ♥♥♥
   
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3. jenks4c6
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   July 27, 2011 11:01pm UTC
   when all of a sudden you hate that person who just texted you...
   because for that moment when the phone was vibrating
   you thought just maybe it could be him
   
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4. jenks4c6
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   June 28, 2011 10:31am UTC
   That Awkward Moment
   When you're looking for Narnia, but on your way you find Monster's Inc instead.
   
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5. jenks4c6
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   June 28, 2011 10:19am UTC
   That Awkward Moment
   when a fat kid says, "That's how I roll."
   
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6. jenks4c6
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   June 28, 2011 9:54am UTC
   That Awkward moment
   When Katy Perry thinks she kissed a girl, but really it was just Russell Brand.
   
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7. jenks4c6
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   June 24, 2011 9:41pm UTC
   Do you believe in love at first sight?
   or should I walk by you again...
   Press the ♥ if you believe in love at first sight.
   
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8. jenks4c6
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   June 24, 2011 8:34pm UTC
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9. jenks4c6
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   June 24, 2011 4:28pm UTC
   When i was 5 years old my mom told me the key to life was happiness.
   When i went to school, they asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up.
   I said happy.
   They told me i didn't understand the assignment.
   So i told them they didn't understand life.
   quote:http://img5.visualizeus.com/thumbs/71/f3/quotes,funny,happiness,life,words,quote-71f3ef9f20e18895f9c2625fbc83a2de_h.jpg
   
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10. jenks4c6
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    June 21, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    I hate loving you.</3
    
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11. jenks4c6
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    June 21, 2011 11:41am UTC
    That awkward moment
    When somebody asks you why you have a cut on your forehead and you reply,
    "when I was using my laptop it fell... and hit my face..."
    just me?^^^
    
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12. jenks4c6
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    June 21, 2011 11:24am UTC
    I can't believe I am saying this, but I actually miss you.
    
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13. jenks4c6
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    June 20, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    fml.
    
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14. jenks4c6
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    June 20, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    To that girl who flirts with EVERY one of her friends BF's.
    I know you're jealous of US, and you try SO hard to be the coolest kat,
    but stop living our lives, get your own.
    sincerely,
    EVERYONE<3
    
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15. jenks4c6
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    June 20, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    Here's a big f*ck you,
    to the texts I waited for,
    the dates I hoped for,
    the love I wanted,
    the smiles I wasted,
    and the heart that you broke,
    JERK.
    
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16. jenks4c6
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    June 20, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    I asked you if you thought I was pretty, you said no.
    I asked you if you thought I was fat, you said yes.
    I asked you if you wanted to be with me forever, you said no.
    I asked you if you would cry when I walk away, you said no.
    as i was walking away, you said "wait."
    You're not pretty, you're beautiful.
    You're heart is fat, not you.
    I don't want to be with you forever i NEED to be with you forever.
    If you walked away from me i wouldn't cry, i would die.
    ♥♥♥
    
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17. jenks4c6
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    June 20, 2011 11:09am UTC
    Sunny days, party nights.
    Hot guys, no surprise
    Short shorts, flip-flops.
    Beachy hair, truth or dare
    Tanned skin, Summer's in.♥
    
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18. jenks4c6
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    June 20, 2011 11:01am UTC
    the sand
    the sun
    the guys ♥
    it's summer babyyy!
    
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19. jenks4c6
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    June 20, 2011 10:26am UTC
    See my friend over there? She wants to know if you think i am cute . . .
    
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20. jenks4c6
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    June 19, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    - Holding Hands: he likes you.
    - Holding you tight pressed against each other: He wants you.
    - Looking into each other's Eyes: He likes you, for who you are.
    - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
    - Arms around the Waist: He likes you too much to let go.
    - Laughing while Kissing: He is completely comfortable with you.
    
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