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kussoccer21

1. kussoccer21
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2012 10:28pm UTC
   everyone that has a tumblr please follow me on it. i'll follow back.
   my-minds-all-hazy.tumblr.com
   
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2. kussoccer21
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2011 9:24am UTC
   99%
   of the boys in the world are hot.
   That other 1%
   goes to my school.
   
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3. kussoccer21
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2011 9:31am UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when you have poured a bowl
   of cereal only to discover
   you are out of milk.
   
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4. kussoccer21
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2011 8:55am UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when you're making a stupid face to
   you're friend across the room
   and you realize you're
   crush is looking
   right at you.
   
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5. kussoccer21
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2011 11:58am UTC
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   Do you have a Band-Aid?
   Cuz I just scraped
   my knee falling on you.
   -------------------------------------------------
   
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6. kussoccer21
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   July 6, 2011 1:50pm UTC
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7. kussoccer21
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2011 10:57am UTC
   the awkward moment when the toilet doesn't flush when you're at somebody's house.
   
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8. kussoccer21
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2011 10:52am UTC
   HOW GUYSFLIRT101♥:
   > He stares at you a lot
   > He hits you a lot(playfully)
   >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
   >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
   > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
   > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
   > You hung up on him. He called you back
   > You where invited by him to a group outing
   >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
   > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
   > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
   > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
   >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
   Now make a wish.
   Ok stop!!
   Your wish will come true if you re-post this
   If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
   or you will lose the one you love!
   Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
   Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
   Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day
   
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9. kussoccer21
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2011 10:48am UTC
   the police are looking for a suspect sexy, funny, and great in bed.
   you'r ugly a** is safe but where should i hide?!
   
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10. kussoccer21
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 10:41am UTC
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11. kussoccer21
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    09876543234567898
    fav if you were too lazy to read the whole number i know i was!
    
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12. kussoccer21
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    Dear Skittles,
    I Can't taste the Rainbow if you don't include blue as well.
    Sincerely, Confused
    not mine -
    
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13. kussoccer21
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 1:36pm UTC
    If I was pretty,
    would you love me?
    If I was skinny,
    would you love me?
    If I was funny,
    would you love me?
    If I was smart,
    would you love me?
    If I was popular,
    would you love me?
    If I was her,
    would you love me?
    
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14. kussoccer21
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    grab somebody sexy tell em' heeey.
    wait, i can't grab myself?
    
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15. kussoccer21
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 11:09am UTC
    i'm smiling because i'm you'r sister,
    i'm laughing because you have to deal with it.
    
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16. kussoccer21
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 10:57am UTC
    if a guy says he likes you'r shirt,
    he really means he likes the way your boobs look in it.
    If a guy says he likes your pants,
    he really means he likes the way your a** looks in them.
    If a guy says he likes your shoes,
    well hun, he's gay.
    
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17. kussoccer21
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 10:41am UTC
    if you love someone, tell them.
    why? because theres car accidents,
    fires, cancers, sicknesses,
    murders, robberies, hurricanes,
    tornados, earthquakes, suicides,
    && storms. you never know when
    somebodys last day will come.
    
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18. kussoccer21
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 10:23am UTC
    add to you'r favorites if you like a boy but you don't know how he feels about you.
    
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19. kussoccer21
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 10:19am UTC
    me without you?
    are you forreal?
    thatthathat's like a fat kid saying NO to a happy meal!
    
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20. kussoccer21
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 10:15am UTC
    friends are like bras
    close to you'r heart
    && there for support
    
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