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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 9:08pm UTC

I've just touched a spider
OMFG
asdfghjklkjhgfdsasdfghjkkkllkjhgfdsasdfghjkllkjhgfdsaasdfghjkllkjhgfds
I've lost all will to carry on, it was on a pillow on the ground and it was kinda dark so i was like "whats this?" and i poked it. why am I so stupid.
omg and its probably sitting in the corner as we speak all
"ha ha b*tch, you got my bro but you aint getting me!"
nmf

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Yes im a girl
But seriously, girls take boys for granted, way too much. you expect all this sh*t from them like to have abs and to look hot, you expect them to be perfect, you want them to be kind, honest, loyal. Yet when a guy expects it of a girl, its so unbelievably wrong, please.
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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:17am UTC

Times are bad
When the top quote has 9 faves.
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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 6:00pm UTC

When you read those quotes
That always make you think of the person you like. And it's worse when you're trying to forget about that one person. Which then puts you in a bad mood.
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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 10:17am UTC

My dog and I
Are sitting at home all alone, eating jaffa cakes.. also today i found out that my horse likes jaffa cakes more than i do..
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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 9:32am UTC

My friend
Named her dog, 'Dog'
well they rescued him, and they had so many other dogs that they couldnt think of a name for him, so for ages everyone at the stables, would just call him 'Dog'. and thats what he reponds to.. how original..
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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Sarah: I wish i had married a rich man, then i would have nice things..
Me: Sarah..Your 16..
Sarah: Oh...Yeah...

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Liking someone
That you dont talk to anymore is hell. Especially when you have to face each other a lot and they're your bestfriends' cousin. yeah it's hell.
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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 4:59am UTC

Fact:
When a guy stares at you, he's thinking of how beautiful you are.
My Fact:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA me? what.
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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 4:56am UTC

Fact:
When a guy is quiet, he's listening to you.
My Fact:
When he's quiet he's thinking about how ugly and boring i am.
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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 5:22am UTC

Spider in room
Spider looks 32896458325 times bigger than it actually is. If Spider is on something you picked up, no matter what it is you launch it at the ground and do the weirdest dance ever, while either screaming or screaming and sprinting away for dear life. "he's more afraid of you than you are of him" will never work. im killing that b/tch no matter what happens.
*enter evil laugh here*
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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 5:04am UTC

It's hard to accept compliments
Like "Your so pretty" or "Your so skinny" when i dont believe it, it feels like your lying to me.

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 3:41pm UTC

It's hard not to write
Depressing quotes, when your not happy in the first place, so stop complaining.

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 10:37am UTC

I am lying
When i say i dont love you anymore.

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 10:35am UTC

Girls are lying
When they say they dont like anyone.

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 10:27am UTC

Guys are lying
When they say that they dont see your boobs first..its exactly like a girl looking at a guys abs..

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 6:56pm UTC

I honestly dont mind if a guy calls me hot or sexy and not beautiful, at least they are complimenting me on something, accept it.

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Plot twist: Im smart and i get a great job...

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Plot twist: My parents dont shout at me.

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 5:56pm UTC

All the really hot guys are either
Six years older than me, or the same age and taken..

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