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Lost_Girl_98*
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November 27, 2013 11:41am UTC

Haters:
People who secretly wish to be you

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Amenah
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November 27, 2013 3:28pm UTC

Drenched in figurative kerosene,
she stared at her reflection, and urged it to burst i n t o f l a m e s .

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BravoSierra
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November 27, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Imagine sitting in a tattoo parlor and then hearing the tattoo artist quietly say,
"Oops."

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November 27, 2013 7:57pm UTC

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".

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November 9, 2013 2:21pm UTC

my mum likes to play this game called yell
from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her.

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LettingSecretsGo
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November 9, 2013 2:22pm UTC

It doesn’t make sense to call ourselves ugly, because we don’t really see ourselves.
We don’t watch ourselves sleeping in bed, curled up and silent with chests rising and falling with our own rhythm. We don’t see ourselves reading a book, eyes fluttering and glowing. You don’t see yourself looking at someone with love and care inside your heart. There’s no mirror in your way when you’re laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out of you. You would know exactly how bright and beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the moments where you are truly yourself.

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Bravosierra*
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August 2, 2013 11:17am UTC

I'm really awkward
I do drive thru at my work.
& this guy came in
& he told me I was cute.
My response?
"Thanks I have a turtle."

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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August 2, 2013 12:00pm UTC

What if I bought a cactus and carried it
around
and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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August 3, 2013 10:09pm UTC

*On my deathbed*
Nurse: Do you have any last words?
Me: I………regret…being so…mean……and...heartless..
*The light goes out of my eyes*
*A small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*The paper says one word only*
"Sike"

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bye*
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August 2, 2013 3:43pm UTC

white girls don’t pee they *you’reinate

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p0kemon
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August 3, 2013 9:33am UTC

Guys please,
I can't handle all 0 texts at once!

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p0kemon
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August 3, 2013 9:40am UTC

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

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HakunaaMatata
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August 2, 2013 7:09pm UTC

YOU HAD A BAD DAY,
YOU'RE TAKING ONE DOWN,
YOU SING A SAD SONG
JUST TO TURN IT AROUND.

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ChocoTaco
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August 2, 2013 8:54pm UTC

My hobbies include:
-Embarrassing my parents when our family is over.
-Embarrassing my sister when her boyfriend is over.
-Embarrassing my brother when his friends are over.
-Embarrassing myself when I'm online.

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Bravosierra*
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August 2, 2013 10:35am UTC

Boyfriends are like turtles.
I actually do have a turtle.
but I still don't have a boyfriend.
So they're really not the same.

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bye*
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August 2, 2013 2:38pm UTC

I wanna watch a movie but I also wanna finish this book but I also wanna go to bed but I also wanna eat something but I also wanna finish that tv series but I also wanna drink something but I also wanna do something with my life
do you see my dilemma

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