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bambi313dancer
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 7:50pm UTC

can you hear those footsteps behind you?
that's not me running after you...
THAT''S KARMA
CATCHING UP TO YOU

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Julieeex3
posted a quote
February 16, 2011 9:49pm UTC

I Don't Want My Boyfriend To
- break his xbox for me ;
- stop talking to the rest of the female population ;
- or blow off his friends for me.
What I Do Want Him To Do Is
- teach me how to play Black Opps ;
- remember that he has a girlfriend ;
- and invite me to hang with his friends.
Because That's What A Good Boyfriend Would Do
- allmine(: click the heart?

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ifyoucouldonlysee88559
posted a quote
November 22, 2010 5:47pm UTC

People Say They want a Guy with blue eyes or blond hair
But i just want a guy who would make me laugh
and listen to me when i am sad
watch scary movies and hold my hand the whole time
hold me when I'm crying
AND being there even when you are
thousand miles away :)

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thebombbb
posted a quote
November 22, 2010 10:22am UTC

STUDENT: did you grade our tests?
TEACHER: no, I was busy.
STUDENT: yeah, I didn't do my homework,
I was busy too.

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LiamandSimmy
posted a quote
November 22, 2010 1:52pm UTC

Lets eat grandma!
or..
Lets eat, grandma!
-Punctuation saves lives.
* not mine

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MusicSavesLives
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November 22, 2010 3:57pm UTC

I JUST LOVE
When Someone Obviously Jocks A Quote,
Then Puts;;
"All Mine. ( :"

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CathrynKilgore
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November 22, 2010 7:57pm UTC

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_elli_
posted a quote
November 22, 2010 10:08am UTC

Today, I laughed at our new office janitor when he told me smoking cigarettes saved his life. But it turns out he used to work down at the World Trade Center and on
September 11th, 2001
he took the elevator down 32 stories to the lobby so he could take a cigarette break
approxomitely 5 minutes before the first plane struck.
MMT

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you_belong_with_me_x3
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November 22, 2010 3:32pm UTC

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ksegindahoUse
posted a quote
November 22, 2010 5:54pm UTC

format by sandrasaurus
&& Today,
my friend tried to throw
a rock at me
So i went in my backpack
got out a piece of paper
Held it up and said
"I HAVE PAPER!
You, sir, have a rock.
I win."
She laughed and walked away.

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deevaluvzu
posted a quote
November 22, 2010 6:09am UTC

Today, when I saw my friend in the hallway at school, she complimented my boobs.
Confused, I hesitantly said thanks. She then asked if she could feel them because they looked really soft.
I was really freaked out until she bent down and touched my winter boots.
Oh.
MLIA

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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little70sfan
posted a quote
November 22, 2010 4:22pm UTC

Girl 1: Who are you talking about?
Girl 2: You know! Him!
This must confuse boys so much(:
Every. Girl. Has. A. Him.

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XxbubblygirlxX
posted a quote
November 22, 2010 6:05pm UTC

Today,
I asked my British friend, if British people ever tried to talk in American Accents. It is confirmed
MLIA.

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