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 hai thurrrr
here to stalk my page some more ? well ....... okay !!!!!!! :)

   my name is elli, if you havent noticed already

  i'm not really a happy person all the time

                                                 i'm obsessed with dinos!!!!

   i hate school, just like everyone else

       ive got friends who love me so ♥

  i make my own quotes, but when i do steal someones, i give credit...........i think


                                                                                                               enough with me, you're probably bored to death reading this :o

fave my quotes / leave me a comment / follow me ♥


status : pissed i hate my life and i hope i die soon

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  1. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 12:04pm UTC
    Some people love my life and want it.
    I absolutely hate my life and they can keep it.

  2. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 12:00pm UTC
    Harry: This is mental.
    Hermione: Completely mental.
    Ron: The world is mental.
    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 ♥

  3. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 11:46am UTC
    These scars are what you have given me.
    These voices in my head are from you.
    My depression came years ago.
    I cry myself to sleep every night.
    All these bruises are from you.
    And no, this isn't over a stupid guy.
    It's from my own father.

  4. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 11:19am UTC
    && It would be amazing
    if just me and my friends
    lived together
    in a HUGE house. ♥

  5. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 11:13am UTC
    When my best friend and her parents fight, she texts me asking if she can live with me.
    Every time, I say yes. Today, she showed up at my doorstep with a black eye and her backpack.
    She asked if she could live with me. I'll always say yes.

  6. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 10:55am UTC

  7. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 10:17am UTC
    Wanna be my boyfriend?
    Push me on the swings.
    Then push me off.
    Swim with me.
    Then throw me off the diving board.
    Text me at 3 in the morning saying
    'I'm bored, let's go to Wal mart."
    Come see a movie with me.
    Then get us kicked out.
    Tell me you love me
    and mean it.

  8. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 8:46am UTC
    I have screwed up 81% of my teenage life!
    [] Kissed someone before dating
    [x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [x] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 3
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [x]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 8
    [x] Got your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
    [] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 12
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 15
    [x] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [x] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 20
    [] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 22
    [] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 27 Multiply by 3 for a title. Post as
    "I screwed up _____ % of my teenage life."

  9. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 8:24am UTC
    Soooo ... Dora is a 5 year old who sets out in adventures with a bilingual monkey while being stalked by a red neck fox and sings with a bunch of other colored barnyard animals afterwards ... And our parents blame US for our bad generation when cartoon writers are making a TV show set for 3 year olds with this stuff in it ... o.O

  10. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 7:53am UTC

  11. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 5:54pm UTC
    I literally can not wait for my funeral, just saying. :)

  12. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 5:33pm UTC
    If I could die right now, I'd be very happy. :)

  13. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 4:02pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 2:47pm UTC
    &+ Am I the only one
    that in the Blah Blah Blah
    music video,
    Ke$ha looks like
    Ashley Tisdale
    while in the bowling lanes
    in the silvery dress???

  15. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 1:18pm UTC
    I love Cool Ranch Doritos.
    Fave if you do too.♥

  16. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 12:34pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  17. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 11:24am UTC
    What parents don't know
    can't hurt them! ;)

  18. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 9:12am UTC
    &+ No,
    I am [not]
    one of
    that you
    ---->can just
    snap a picture
    x and x it x
    [ turns out ]
    every time.♥

  19. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 10:04pm UTC
    If you don't like the way I drive,
    then stay off the sidewalks! ♥
    credit to gopatandal

  20. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 9:15pm UTC
    I wish I had a best friend ..


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