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ilikeyes
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 11:46am UTC

hi i'm 14 and i apologize for what my generation has done to music.

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ilikeyes
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 10:25am UTC

taylor launter smilied during one direction's preformanace,
i bet he was remembering that beautiful moment he had with Zayn during "Gotta Be You."

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ilikeyes
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 2:10pm UTC

so witty's getting a new look?
everything is different now. the people,
the quotes, and now the look too.
fav if you want the
old witty back
♥
no, im not asking for faves, i apologize for expressing my opinion and wanting to see how many people agree with me. its like you cant say anything these days without being horribly judged. witty was a place where you could come and vent all you want and people would help you ge tthrough whatever you were going through, but now its just like reality; we're getting bullied by other people in society. i though that witty was a place to escape from society. obviously not.
im ready for the hate. i've gotten used to it. i just never thought witty profiles would be a place where i would have to.

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ilikeyes
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 4:38pm UTC

just kidding. (:

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ilikeyes
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 3:38pm UTC

real eyes
realize
real lies
♥

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MissSopralto
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 11:46am UTC

blacklace
When all the people in
High School Musical
have never rehearsed, but are all singing the same song and doing the exact same dance. In unison.
nmf
blacklace

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ilikeyes
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Nobody cares unless you're
pretty
or
dying
♥
ps. don't know how to make a pretty quote
so i'll just make the writing white and make
you guys highlight it so that you can enterain
yourselves! :)

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ItsGottaBeYouh
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:04am UTC

July 1, 2012:
The day stores ran out of tissues & ice cream, & millions of girls cried over 5 homos they don't know. The day of directioners.

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BleedingPain
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July 3, 2012 5:42pm UTC

click to see this quote

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Nobody cares unless you're pretty or dying.

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tennisluvr
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 11:05am UTC

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
ANSWER:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
ANSWER:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
ANSWER:
The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator
This tests your memory.
There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
ANSWER:
You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the meeting!
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
I didnt get any of them right...

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 10:51pm UTC

All the lyrics changed in the UAN tour:
-It's gotta be you,
Wrong size shoe.
-You could be pre-occupied,
Different dick every night.
-It's a little too hot,
Take off your clothes.
-He just won't f/ck her right.
-Blow a kiss, small child.
-Why won't you come
On over burgundy?
-Cause I can love you
More than Stan.
-I want I want I want but
That's gravy.
I want I want I want
But that's Jay-Z.
I want I want I want
But that's Kanye.
-For a little while inside my arms
She can deepthroat.

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 10:26pm UTC

There's two people outside my house making out.
They've been there for the past ten minutes.
I'm just sitting here alone in my room with my cat on Witty.
This is really awkward because they can see me if they look in my window.

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