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  1. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    when i was younger,
    my dad used to show me
    pictures about why it's important
    to wear condoms.
    funny how all the pictures were of me...


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. xoxoGotNinjaxoxo xoxoGotNinjaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    ♥& who else wants to go to♥
    PCA
    from Zoey 101

  4. lisscookiemonsta lisscookiemonsta
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    Favorite this, if your against smoking
    (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~

  5. Bestfriends11 Bestfriends11
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2009 5:57pm UTC
    anatidaephobia
    fear of somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
    <( * ) <( * ) <( * )
    ( V ) ( V ) ( V )

  6. chill3n4life45 chill3n4life45
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    Click the ♥ if your a virgin
    Comment if Not (:
    Sorry Just wondering if ya dont feel comfortable just skip this :D

  7. tifanneelove tifanneelove
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2009 5:52pm UTC
    Boy: let me ask you something.
    Girl: Okay
    *So The boy flipped her hand over to the palm side.*
    Boy: There was a little bunny here and a BIG river here. The bunny wants to get to the other side, but he can't swim and it's too long a hop to go around. How does the bunny get over?
    * pointing to her hand, drawing her a little scenario*
    She looked down at her hand, thinking.
    Girl: I dont know, how?
    He smiled.
    Boy: I dont know either, I just wanted to hold your hand.

  8. Chinchillin123 Chinchillin123
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your teacher tells you to stop flirting.

  9. blue_eyes_blue_skies blue_eyes_blue_skies
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    Psh & you guys laughed at me when I said
    Shark-boy was hot…♥

  10. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    LOOK DOWN YOUR SHIRT ;
    & spell a-t-t-i-c
    Click the <3 if you get it!
    **BowDownBitch
    &&77dfgd

  11. sydneymichelle sydneymichelle
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2010 8:23pm UTC
    type here
    eVery gIIrL Has a crusH
    maybe he's that certain hottie with SMOKiN body.
    or that cutie with a niiiiice booty(;
    he could even be the country boy that knows a girl's heart ain't a toy.
    the one that always wears a hat that she can't help but stare at.
    he could be really tall and is always playing basketball.
    or even really short and loves to watch some random sport.
    the sweet brunette that plays clarinet.
    maybe he plays guitar. sometimes what a girl's attracted to seems a little bizarre.
    for instance he c ould be the quiet emo that's secretly obsessed with nemo.
    the truth is every girl has that boy.
    she thinks he's really fine, and every time he walks by she thinks
    'Daaaaaaaaangggg.'
    and every night at 11:11 her wish is 'please let that boy be mine.'

  12. heat17 heat17
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 7:05pm UTC
    1. Who is the Fresh Prince of Bel Air? _____ Smith
    2. What is the letter after T? _____.
    3. The opposite of stop? _____.
    4. In baseball after 3 strikes the better is striked _____.
    5. To find the area of a rectangle you multiply length x _____.
    6. Do, Re, _____, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, Do
    ____YES ____NO
    in case you didn't get it, please highlight below;
    will you go out with me

  13. likewhoa721 likewhoa721
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    Come on just admit it,
    even when your crush,
    does something incredibly stupid,
    it still looks cute to you.♥

  14. kaitlinsara_ kaitlinsara_
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    "Will you be my girlfriend?"
    i s s o m u c h c u t e r t h a n
    "Will you go out with me?"
    jussayin♥

  15. Lmac1819 Lmac1819
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    there's a little bit of
    stripper
    in every girl

  16. DinoZeeZee DinoZeeZee
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 1:32pm UTC
    When you're walking down the hallway,
    & one random guy smells really good.

  17. forever_plusonex3 forever_plusonex3
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    heartbroken?
    You've got a foot,
    &+ he's got balls.
    Girls; you know what to do.

  18. xforeverxxo xforeverxxo
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2010 7:35pm UTC
    I must admit;
    when I realize that a guy has a six pack
    he automatically becomes
    a whole lot hotter

  19. iliketofavoritethings iliketofavoritethings
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    408 comments
    652 faves
    1916472
    you
    21 Jun 2011 at 08:26pm
    category
    facebook / stumbleupon
    get code
    the example when making a quote. yeah, i wish i had that many faves.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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