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  1. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    Am I the only one who sees a
    font on the computer and thinks...
    " Damn, I wish my handwriting was like that!"

  2. brokenwings brokenwings
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    WTF
    (where's the food?)

  3. casamxo casamxo
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when your friend's parents threaten to send you home because your friend isn't behaving well.

  4. lovelygirl3 lovelygirl3
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    *Mascara commerical comes on*
    and i think...okay, either im putting this shitt on wrong...or those girls eyelashes are on steroids.
    fav if you agree(;

  5. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 9:01pm UTC
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  7. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 1:48am UTC
    Some people can't sleep because they have
    insomnia
    I however, can't sleep because I have
    internet connection
    format credit: twilightgirl995

  8. ilovehim44899 ilovehim44899
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 10:04pm UTC
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  9. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    .
    Dear Charlie Sheen,
    Only two ladies?
    Please, that's not "winning."
    Sincerely, Tiger Woods

  10. lucyfacex lucyfacex
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    »
    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    You're thinking about him.
    as you read these quotes. - - - -
    AREN'T YOU?

  11. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 9:56pm UTC
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  12. ditaaa ditaaa
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 9:12am UTC
    FACEBOOK FACT
    The people under your friends list on your wall are the people who visit your wall the most.
    fave if you didn't know.

  13. kizzlepop kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 8:02pm UTC
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  14. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    & that one girl you hate,
    that everyone else seems to like for no apparent reason.

  15. komak1006 komak1006
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    laughing so ha rd you
    you feel a six pack coming on

  16. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    I spent 8 years wishing I was a teenager .
    && Now ?. I freaking wish I was five again .


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  19. neatfreak7979 neatfreak7979
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    That Amazing Moment
    when a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt goes up(:
    not mine,

  20. Hisamazinqsmile Hisamazinqsmile
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    Click the heart ;
    & i will follow you & write something on your profile to make you smile (:
    //♥

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