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xWhisperxInxThexWindx
posted a quote
March 20, 2011 12:12pm UTC

do you ever feel like
no one cares?
i do.

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xWhisperxInxThexWindx
posted a quote
March 20, 2011 11:55am UTC

Every moment with you is magic.
<3

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lipglosspartygirl
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March 6, 2011 6:27pm UTC

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HahaItsHannah
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March 7, 2011 5:17pm UTC

Atheism is:
Understanding that just because absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, it doesn't mean it absence of evidence proves existence.
:))

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flipflopsx
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 4:58pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
We need proof that you're a ninja, though. Favourite.
The society members have been deciding of revealing
....
THE NAME OF OUR SOCIETY!
Favourite to become a true ninja.

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GymnastBabee97
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 5:23pm UTC

teenage girls.
we're the only ones who can be
either immature or grown-up
anytime we choose.
♥

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everytimeyousmilexo
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 3:55pm UTC

♥
Charlie Brown: I think I’m afraid to be happy.
Lucy: How can you be afraid to be happy?
Charlie Brown: Because whenever you get
too happy, something bad always happens.
`not my format.

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sarahbananas
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 3:35pm UTC

i hate it when a girl
takes a picture and makes a kissey face...like really?
bitchh,you look like a constipated duck.
just sayin..

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missJoxoxo
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 3:46pm UTC

today,
I took my friend's phone and changed my contact name to mom. Then texted her:
I read you diary. You are grounded and I'm coming to pick you up right now.
She started flipping out and got really scared. BEST PRANK EVER.
~♥~
not my format:x

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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chill3n4life45
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March 2, 2011 5:03pm UTC

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Java
posted a quote
March 2, 2011 5:40pm UTC

did you get
YOUR PANTS ON SALE?
BECAUSE AT MY
house theyd be 100% (;
off.

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kayleighhh
posted a quote
March 2, 2011 5:38pm UTC

dont you hate it when you get a ticket because you wanted to take your elephant for a walk&you didnt have a leash for him, and its against the law to walk your elephant without a leash?/: yeah i hate it too..

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FreakyiiZ
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 5:13pm UTC

Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could
get my "M"back... ya know. Since your
not using it?
-Sincerely _usic.

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leftbhnd
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 5:50pm UTC

♥ those text messages
that make you go ;;
awwww :)

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thisisreallycute
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 5:24pm UTC

My teacher told us essays are like skirts.
"Long enough to cover the subject
short enough to make it interesting."
*not my format*

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live_like_a_dream
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 5:52pm UTC

i love having those:
[you -had-to-be-there]
MOMENTS
♥

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Heather_baby_123
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 11:05pm UTC

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Girls want a lot of things from one guy;
&& guys want one thing from a lot of girls
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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 7:10pm UTC

In the car,
when your family is being so annoying...
>>you just feel like jumping out...
and walking home.

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wanesa
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 4:54pm UTC

today,
my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from
Harry Potter.
I have over a hundred contacts and have no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now.
FML.
format: mumblebumble

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