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Member Since: 20 Nov 2011 03:52pm

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cover squirrel.

hey guys.. its me!
feel free to read my quotes and tell me if you like them! you can ask me anything anytime and also im always here for advice! i love sports, shopping, and being a girl. follow for a follow mah hoomiess!
xooo,
idocartwheelss
mckenzies the name,
awesomes the game.

madison. beer. is. my.whole.life

idocartwheels
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:35pm UTC

for those of you who complain about your period
there are people who are not even able to get it, which means they cant even have their own kids one day.
appreciate these things even if right now it doesnt make you happy, one day when you have the ability to make children you will be.
your welcome

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Never forget what a person says to you when theyre angry,
Thats when they are the most honest.

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 3:32pm UTC

hey guys!
so im going to do what a couple people have done..
i will be making a big poster writing everybodys wittyprofiles usernames on it
and i will post a link with a picture of it and send it to steves email
so if you can make this easier for me, please comment a color and i will write down your username in that color on my poster..
i should be done soon everybody!

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 8:53pm UTC

it's in the stars
it's been written in the scars on our hearts
that we're not broken just bent
and we can
learn to love again.
♥

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 5:24pm UTC

She
Comes home from school.
Cries until no more tears come out.
"Why can't he just be mine?" She thinks to herself.
"I love him more than anything. Why do we just have to be friends?"
Guess it will just be another night of me crying myself to sleep.
she writes in her diary.
He
Comes home from school.
Locks himself in his room.
Sits on his bed,Crying for hours.
Asking himself "Why doesn't she love me?"
Thinking to himself what he could of doing to make it work.
Guess it will just be another night dreaming of her until I see her again tomorow.
he writes in his journal.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:49pm UTC

Don't know what to write
but wanting to use this format.

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 4:48pm UTC

"Why is this potato smiling?"
"Grandma, thats a picture of me."
NOW THAT DESERVES A TOP QUOTE!!!!

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 5:38pm UTC

speak english
kiss french
drive german
dress italian
party carribean

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Lol So True: #1743
There is just no angry way to say "bubbles"
lolsotrue.com

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Theres always that one person
catching you doing something weird

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 10:08am UTC

Dear parents,
JASMINE was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin
SNOW WHITE lived alone with 7 men
PINNOCHIO was a liar
ROBIN HOOD was a thief
TARZAN walked around with no clothes on
A stranger kissed SLEEPING BEAUTY and she married him
CINDERELLA lied and snuck out at night to attend a party
YOU CAN'T BLAME US.
WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBEL SINCE A YOUNG AGE

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:38am UTC

Take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person- just reflections and pictures
(◑.◑)

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 9:17pm UTC

YOU IS KIND.
YOU IS SMART.
YOU IS IMPORTANT.
fave if you know what this is from

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 5:14pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."
nmq

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 9:34pm UTC

BOYS THAT ARE FUNNY:
BOY: THERES SOMETHING GORGEOUS ABOUT YOUR
EYES
GIRL: *BLUSHES*
BOY: OH WAIT THAT'S JUST MY RELFECTION..*HUGS
GIRL SAYING "JK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL*...
yeah..we all want that to happen to us don't we..

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 8:46pm UTC

I JUST READ THIS:
"Why is that cotton candy talking?"
"Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj."
NOW THAT'S SOMETHING THAT DESERVES A TOP QUOTE!!

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 12:29pm UTC

After the two years I have been on Witty:
I finally figured out the point of the website.
It's not to be funny- although that always helps
It's not to complain- that annoys everyone
It's not to be rude to other people- obviously
It's not to make quotes for fun- that's meant for different websites..
witty is to show that you aren't alone.. the amount of people that make quotes about cutting, starvation, surviving cancer, being beautiful/ ugly, ect., just proves that you aren't alone, you can get through anything, and you are special, one of a kind, and
BEAUTIFUL

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