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Dear parents,

JASMINE was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin
SNOW WHITE lived alone with 7 men
PINNOCHIO was a liar
ROBIN HOOD was a thief
TARZAN walked around with no clothes on
A stranger kissed SLEEPING BEAUTY and she married him
CINDERELLA lied and snuck out at night to attend a party
 

YOU CAN'T BLAME US.
WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBEL SINCE A  YOUNG AGE 

 

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Dear parents, JASMINE was in a relationship with a dirty homeless

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