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  1. rockstar3005x rockstar3005x
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 12:04pm UTC
    * Love is like a sickness*
    it's easy to catch; but hard to get rid of
    (_.·´¯`·×» and sometimes doesn't have a cure

  2. SmileTime1464 SmileTime1464
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2009 8:57pm UTC
    please remember
    life can be tough
    life can be hard
    life can be easy
    life can be happy
    life can be furious
    life can be stressful
    life can be mad
    life can be sad
    life can be relaxing
    life can be endless
    life can be scary
    life can be taken
    life can be
    Whatever you Make it

  3. xChEeRBaBiiox33 xChEeRBaBiiox33
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 4:38pm UTC
    Who Hate's The Paper Clip?

  4. basketballfriendslove12 basketballfriendslove12
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 9:49am UTC
    God, i want to dream again
    take me where i've never been. i want to go there. this time i'm not - - - >
    scared. now i am unbreakable. its unmistakeable. no one can touch me.
    ( n o t h i n g c a n s t o p m e ♥ )
    unbreakable. - fireflight <3
    sorry it looks really bad.
    if you like then rate (:

  5. xxhallebbyxx xxhallebbyxx
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    i used to be normal ,
    until i met these losers called my best
    f r i e n d s

    not mine.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. rockstar3005x rockstar3005x
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 12:28pm UTC
    What kind of world do we live in
    when secret handshakes and pinky promises don't mean a thing?

  8. beautiful_xo_disaster beautiful_xo_disaster
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 6:50pm UTC
    rock, paper, scissors.
    i understand how scissors can beat paper,
    and how rock can beat scissors, but there is
    n | o || f | r | e | a | k | i | n | g || w | a | y
    paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
    m a g i c a l l y wrap itself around rock and
    leave it i m m o b i l e ? why the hell can't
    paper do this to scissors? actually,
    s c r e w s c i s s o r s ,
    why can't paper do this to p e o p l e ?
    why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook
    paper constantly s u f f o c a t i n g students
    while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why:
    because paper can''t beat a n y b o d y . a rock can
    tear that crap up in t w o s e c o n d s. when i play rock,
    paper, scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody
    c l a i m s to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with my
    c l e n c h e d f i s t and say, "oh, i'm sorry i thought your
    paper would protect you."
    *credit to caligurl6354
    changed a few words,
    but i love itt hahaa

  9. the_emotions_inside_me the_emotions_inside_me
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 6:47pm UTC
    Awhisperofdoubt
    seeps into my mind-
    poisoning all
    thoughts and
    emotions

  10. disappearing_taco disappearing_taco
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2009 8:30pm UTC
    and they say
    duct tape
    fixes everything

  11. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2009 9:11pm UTC
    Boy, you mesmorize me!

  12. Mollyrose Mollyrose
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2009 4:57pm UTC
    There's good friends
    & then
    There's best friends
    A good friend will call 911 when your house is on fire,
    but a best friend will be sitting outside toasting marshmellows
    A good friend will bail you out of jail saying, "it's okay you made a mistake"
    but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dude that was awesome!"
    A good friend will be sitting with a box of tissues when your boy friend dumps you
    But a best friend will wreck his car and spray paint 'loser' all over it over it
    A good friend will buy you a pregneancy test and say "we'll figure it out it will be okay"
    But a best friend will be screaming "name it after me!"
    A good friend will say "don't listen to her" when you find out some brat spread rumors about you
    But a best friend will be calling that brat all night saying "seven days"
    A good friend will drink tea with you when you grow old
    But a best friend will be play tag with you in your motorized wheel chairs
    A good friend will be there for a while
    But a best friend will be there forever
    Please rate high
    this took so long and I
    haven't gotte na high rate in months!

  13. xDAVANZO3 xDAVANZO3
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 10:51pm UTC
    random fact
    40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.

  14. ninsterrr ninsterrr
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC
    i hated going to weddings.
    all the grandmas would poke me
    and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
    when i started doing it to them at
    f u n e r a l s .
    not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

  15. peiceofmetaylor peiceofmetaylor
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 5:34pm UTC
    Sometimes I Just Want to Cry Until There's No More Tears;
    or scream at the top of my lungs.
    And sometimes i wanna walk
    up to you and punch you in the balls
    so you fall to the ground in pain.
    But then;; sometimes i wanna
    walk up to you and scream
    "KISS ME ALREADY!"
    or walk up and grab both of
    your hands and wrap them
    around my waist by myself.
    You have me turned
    completely upside down
    and quite frankly
    I'm confused..
    ......:::::.....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. x3x3jackieex3x3 x3x3jackieex3x3
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    WE COULD [ALL] USE A LITTLE..

  18. mitchman4040 mitchman4040
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2009 8:20pm UTC
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    Just one of those days

  19. conversebabix3 conversebabix3
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2009 3:42pm UTC
    double the trouble.
    but there for each other

  20. innluvv23 innluvv23
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 5:13pm UTC
    you know you still love him,
    no matter how old you are ♥not my picture.

:)

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