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It's Alyssaaa

Im fun, and i love to laugh!! I absolutely love Wittyprofiles.com, and im on all the time!! I do karate, basketball, skiing, snowboarding, hopefully softball in the spring, skimboarding, skateboarding, and i recently had to stop gymnastics =[. I love all my friends!!
i started a new school this yr, and i love it, but i miss all my friends in my old school! Luv u guys<3. Lets just say, me and my friends are crazy... and we hav the best times! I cant even explain them. lol
Basketball is the best sport in the world! my team is amazing :) blond moments. lmao
Requests are closed for now, don't really feel like doing them, for the people who requested already but i haven't done theirs, I will do it as soon as i can, but no more requests are going to be taken for a little bit
i dont kno how often im gonna come on Wittyprofiles.com anymore with sports, and homework, but ill try to come on every once in a while (:

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  1. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2009 3:07pm UTC
    .:.It's more than a sport.:.
    ./'/*~*It's a way of life*~*\'\.

  2. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2009 11:56am UTC

  3. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2009 12:22pm UTC
    :I thought it was supposed to be Global Warming
    :................>>Global Raining

  4. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2009 10:42am UTC
    I never thought I'd [ fall ] for you
    as h a r d as i did
    You've got me thinkin bout
    our life, our house, our kids
    Every morning I look at you and smile
    'Cause boy you { came around }
    And you knocked me down
    Knock You down~ Keri Hilson

  5. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2009 7:39pm UTC
    If I j u s t lay here.
    Would you lie [ with ] me.
    And just forget the world.
    Forget what we're told.
    Before we g e t to old.
    Show me a garden.
    That's bursting i n t o life.
    |Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars|

  6. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 5:41pm UTC
    :And [ then ] I crashed into you,
    :And I went up in flames.
    :Could've been the death of me,
    :But then y o u breathed
    your b r e a t h in me.
    :And I |c r a s h e d| into you,
    :Like a runaway train .
    :You { w i l l } c o n s u m e me,
    :But I can't walk away.
    |Crashed~ Chris Daughtry|

  7. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 3:18pm UTC
    umop apisdn
    (upside down)

  8. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 8:22pm UTC
    When someone annoys y o u ,
    It t a k e s 42 [ muscles ] to frown,
    but remember, it only takes 4 muscles to
    Beat the crap outta them.
    *Got it off somone's buddy info on aim*

  9. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 8:16pm UTC
    Everywhere I'm looking now, I'm surrounded :
    By your embrace. Baby, I can see your halo :
    You know that you're my saving g r a c e . :
    You're everything I need and more, it's written :
    All over your face. Baby I can feel your halo. :
    P r a y i t w o n ' t f a d e a w a y . :
    Halo ~>> Beyonce

  10. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 5:47pm UTC
    :When you see my face I hope it gives you hell,
    : I hope it gives you hell. When you w a l k my
    : Way hope it gives you hell. If you find a man
    :thats worth the damn and treats you well then
    :he's a fool you're just as well hope it gives you
    (_.:`**`:.._..> H E L L
    Gives You Hell ~>> The All American Rejects

  11. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 6:28pm UTC
    & boy, if only you could see the world
    through my eyes.

  12. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2009 9:11pm UTC
    Boy, you mesmorize me!

  13. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2009 7:42pm UTC
    Be unique! Because no one could ever take that away!

  14. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2009 6:12pm UTC
    You lift my feet off the ground,
    you spin me around.
    you make me crazier, crazier
    feels like im falling and I,
    I'm lost in your eyes.
    You make me crazier, crazier, crazier.

  15. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2009 5:13pm UTC
    Capture the moments
    That make your life complete.

  16. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2009 1:18pm UTC

  17. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2009 5:02pm UTC

  18. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2009 5:48pm UTC
    ~~~Funny ways to order pizza~~~
    1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the
    person taking the order to stop doing that.
    2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
    3. Use CB lingo where applicable. “10-4 Good Buddy!”
    4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
    5. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
    6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and
    you’re going with the lowest bidder.
    7. Give your address and exclaim, “Oh, just surprise me!” and hang up.
    8. Answer their questions with questions.
    9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
    10. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
    11. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say “crazy bread.”
    12. Stutter on the letter “p.”
    13. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino’s,
    ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!) INSIST they have it.
    14. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
    15. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, “Okay,
    that’ll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window.”
    16. Ask if you could just rent a pizza.
    17. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a
    sigh of relief.
    18. Put the accent on the last syllable of “pepperoni.” Use the long
    “i” sound.
    19. Ask to have your pizza “shaken, not stirred.”
    20. When they say, “What would you like?” say, “Huh? You mean now?”
    21. Say it’s your friend’s birthday and you’d appreciate if the deliverer hid
    behind some furniture waiting for your friend to arrive so you can surprise
    22. Ask if the delivery person could first bring you a menu.
    23. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
    24. Order two toppings, then say, “No, that won’t work. They’ll start
    25. Tell the order taker, to tell the manager, to tell his supervisor he’s
    26. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
    27. Try to talk while drinking something.
    28. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
    29. After ordering, say, “I wonder what THIS button on the phone does.”
    Simulate a cutoff.
    30. Ask if they’re familiar with the term “spanking a pizza.” Make up
    a description to go with the term. Ask to have your pizza “spanked”.
    31. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
    32. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
    33. Put them on hold.
    34. Tell the order taker that you will have to give him your order in
    secret code.
    35. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. At the end of your order,
    say, “No mushrooms, please.”
    36. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated
    again, change it again. On the third time, say, “You just don’t get it,
    do you?”
    37. When you’re given the price, say, “Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I
    hate math.”
    38. Haggle for a better price on your pizza.
    39. Order a four-inch pizza.
    40. Ask if any dolphins had to be killed to make your pizza.
    41. Tell them that you don’t have any money, but could swap them a piece
    of your furniture for a pizza.
    42. Order a steamed pizza.
    43. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in
    your best pouty voice, “The last guy let me do it.”
    *Got it in an email from my BFF emily =]]*

  19. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 5:59pm UTC
    C H O C O L A T E
    It's a girl's best friend.

  20. alkredsox alkredsox
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2009 6:07pm UTC
    answer the questions using the list!!!
    have fun!!!
    1] Meagan
    2] Jenna
    3] Ellie
    4] Rachel
    5] Gabby
    6] Brianne
    7] kaitlyn
    8] Brittany
    9] Kathryn
    10] Courtney
    1. Riley
    2. Antonio
    3. Stephen
    4. Matt
    5. Zack
    6 Jack
    7. Austin
    8. Matt K
    9. Daniel
    10. Rick
    Could you live with girl #1 ? Are they a good enough friend? Or would you kill eachother?
    Hahahaha yah i wud live with herr! shes amazingly funny lol
    Rate Number guy # 2 : how far can u go?10? ok 27!!! lol
    Rate number girl # 5 : Shes so cool and my bffl =]
    Would guy #10 go good with number girl # 6? : hmmm i guess so
    would you EVER date guy #8 if they asked you out? : nope lol
    iS number #7 boy and girl a GOOD friends?: idk
    Who do you think would make the best couple? pick a girl number and a boy number, and type their name next to the number. [ they can be already dating, but if they are choose another 2 that arent dating, that would make a cute couple]: Stephen and Kaitlyn
    Who is the cutest guy on your list? [ if you are dating them, you have to choose someone you AREN'T dating] : #2 lol
    Which 2 girls on your list ARE YOUR BESTEST friends?: Courtney and ellie
    Which 2 guys on your list are YOUR BESTEST FRIEND?: none lol
    credit to - xoxbaybayxox


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