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  1. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    While watching titanic,
    i always start crying at that scene where the mom is tucking her
    two kids in bed, and the old couple are hugging each other to sleep.
    not at jack and rose.

  2. xxBballbabexx3 xxBballbabexx3
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 12:06pm UTC
    & when i was little...
    i used to say
    "elomenopee" for
    L,M,N,O,P (:
    fave if you did tooo <3
    ALLLLLL MIIIINNNEEE* (:

  3. mEgaNroX010 mEgaNroX010
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 11:51am UTC
    A B C its easy as 1 2 3
    Theres Gummy Bears Chasing me.
    One is red, Ones green two
    The green ones peeing on MY shoe
    Now Im running for my life
    Cause the red one has a Knife
    ALL MINE NO JOCKING!
    ;

  4. xlifeisamazeofhopesanddreamsx xlifeisamazeofhopesanddreamsx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 11:39am UTC
    If karma doesn't
    hit you,
    I will.

  5. naturalmoi naturalmoi
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 1:16pm UTC
    Pink ;
    And i just hate it when , someone texts me saying 'hiii :)' and i reply saying 'heeey!' and they don't text back then.your just like wtf why did you text me if your not gonna reply!
    -come on i no i'm not the only one this happens to!
    -all mine , i think ?
    -natural <3

  6. laklak9614 laklak9614
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 3:40pm UTC
    -----> && i hate it when teachers give you a
    time limit to go to the bathroom...
    i mean...
    " hellooooo... i cant really control
    the speed of my pee"
    happen to anyone else??


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. christina_kreidler christina_kreidler
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 10:16am UTC
    SHE GOT A JELLY BELLY ☯ ✮ ツ
    LOL GOT TO LOVE LIFE AT SCHOOL!!!

  9. BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    It’s easy to ride
    It’s hard to fall
    It’s even harder to get back on
    But do you want to know what’s easy?
    Doing the thing you love most.
    Horseback Riding is my life ♥

  10. BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 9:23am UTC
    I just shocked myself with an eraser!!
    How does that happen?!

  11. Rawr_21x Rawr_21x
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 1:44pm UTC
    Dear Teacher,
    I asked you to explain this question
    Not read it and Ask me how to do it..

  12. Rawr_21x Rawr_21x
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2010 3:24pm UTC
    Telling a Teacher
    "Oh I get it now!"
    Just so they will walk away...

  13. FireflightJocker FireflightJocker
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 3:53pm UTC
    Looking at the clock when
    your home from school, sick,
    and thinking;
    "I'm in ____ class right now."
    only me..?

  14. FireflightJocker FireflightJocker
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 3:58pm UTC
    Drinking Water When
    Someone says
    something so funny
    you start laughing
    and choking and water
    is now everywhere
    :)

  15. aml143 aml143
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 8:23pm UTC
    don't you hate when;
    You wake up and don't feel like P. Diddy
    The whole world doesn't stop and stare when you smile
    Eminem ties you to the bed and sets the house on fire
    You forget you skin tight jeans and your teenage dream isn't the same
    You find out you're not the only girl in the world
    A California girl melts your popsicle
    Someone keeps telephoning you and you're busy in the club
    You forget to call 911 when that short person starts a fire on the dance floor
    Alejandro keeps calling your name
    The club can't handle you
    Eminem actually is afraid
    yeah, me too.

  16. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC
    & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
    flip the page over


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. readysetwoah readysetwoah
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 6:39am UTC
    A child says to his mom, "Mum, I colored your sheets with lipstick", with anger she starts to hit her child till he was unconscious, then she regrets what she has done. Crying to her child she said, "please, open your eyes", but it was too late. His tiny heart had stopped beating. When she went to her bedroom, the sheets said "Mummy, I love you". Like this if you want to stop child abuse. ♥

  19. readysetwoah readysetwoah
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 9:05am UTC
    I get a minor heart attack when Im sleeping and I feel like Im falling out of the bed when I'm actually not.

  20. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 9:12am UTC
    &+ No,
    I am [not]
    one of
    those__girls
    that you
    ---->can just
    snap a picture
    whenever\\\\
    x and x it x
    [ turns out ]
    perfect
    every time.♥

:)

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