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BlondeGoddess

1. BlondeGoddess
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 7:47pm UTC
   People are making
   'end of the world'
   jokes like there's
   no tomorrow
   nmq
   
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2. BlondeGoddess
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2012 8:29am UTC
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   Haikus are easy
   But sometimes they don’t make sense
   Refrigerator
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   
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3. BlondeGoddess
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2011 4:50pm UTC
   My friend died on Friday.
   His name is Matt Potel, he was always kind and so upbeat
   its hard to believe I will never see him again.
   He was always very ambitious and the little kids at camp loved him
   and looked up to him.
   He was hiking in the Adirondack Mountains and there was a slippery spot
   two of the girls were afraid so he turned back to help them,
   when he was reaching for the second girl
   he slipped and fell 25-feet head first.
   R.I.P. Matt you will forever be missed<3
   If you want here is a link from someone who interviewed his parents:
   http://newyorkpost.com/p/news/local/hiker_dies_hero_Zh2g3YSkvRBhI7umA2gwuO
   
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4. BlondeGoddess
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2011 7:37am UTC
   Anti-Pickup Lines#5
   Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
   Girl: Oh really, cause if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put F and U together.
   
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5. BlondeGoddess
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2011 12:07pm UTC
   Anti-Pickup Lines#4
   Boy: Hey didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
   Girl: Must have been once, I never make the same mistake twice.
   
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6. BlondeGoddess
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2011 8:51am UTC
   Anti-Pickup Lines#3
   Boy: Your place or mine?
   Girl: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.
   
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7. BlondeGoddess
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2011 12:39pm UTC
   Anti-Pickup Lines#2
   Boy: I would die for you.
   Girl: I'm waiting
   
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8. BlondeGoddess
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2011 10:22am UTC
   Anti-Pickup Lines#1
   Boy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
   Girl: It's in the phone book
   Boy: But I don't know your name.
   Girl: That's in the phone book too
   
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9. BlondeGoddess
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2011 12:52pm UTC
   Fav
   If You Hate When People Say
   "Fav This If-"
   ...
   Wait A Minute
   
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10. BlondeGoddess
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    That One
    'Friend'
    You Can't Help
    But
    Feel Like
    Murdering
    Sometimes
    
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11. BlondeGoddess
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 11:32am UTC
    Benkinersophobia
    Is the fear of not receiving a letter from Hogwarts on your 11th birthday
    
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12. BlondeGoddess
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 10:00am UTC
    What I do when I can’t understand someone two times:
    5% Politely say “I’m sorry can you repeat that?”
    25% Idiotically say “Wha???”
    70% Laugh and say yeah secretly hoping it works out
    Now THIS is very accurate :]
    
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13. BlondeGoddess
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    May 17, 2011 12:46pm UTC
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14. BlondeGoddess
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    People can become vampires in 3 easy steps:
    1) Spill glue on the floor
    2) Throw a bunch of glitter on top (glitter/SPARKLES - its your choice)
    3) Roll around in it
    Fav, if you get it ;)
    FB <3
    
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15. BlondeGoddess
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 12:06pm UTC
    I H A T E Lyme Disease
    I hate how I can’t write without carpal tunnel acting up
    I hate how I can’t stretch without getting a charley horse
    I hate how I get sick all the time because my immune system is so horrible
    I hate how I’m suppose to get arthritis in my right shoulder by the age of 21
    I hate how sometimes it’s too much pain to even stand up
    I hate how my knees stiffen up in the cold
    I hate how my knees get wobbly in the heat
    You know what I hate the most? The fact I have to hide all of this from family and friends so that I appear ‘normal’.
    Sorry I just really needed to get that out you have no idea how long I was holding that in for
    
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16. BlondeGoddess
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 9:45am UTC
    Happy
    Friday
    The 13th
    
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17. BlondeGoddess
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    I wonder if
    Boys
    put down
    Girls
    just as much as
    Girls
    put down
    Boys
    
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18. BlondeGoddess
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    April 28, 2011 10:22am UTC
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19. BlondeGoddess
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 7:49am UTC
    Please Read
    Today is the
    DAY OF SILENCE
    If you don't know what that is, it is a National Youth Movement when you don't talk bringing attention to the silence faced by gays, lesbians, bisexual and transgendered people and their allies. Yours, and my, silence represents their silence caused by bullying, name-calling and harassment. Ending the silence is the first step towards building awareness and making a commitment to address these injustices. Think about the voices you are not hearing today.
    If you have read this whole thing thank you <3
    I would love for everyone to stop speaking for today It would mean a lot not just to me, but to the one's we will never hear again.
    
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20. BlondeGoddess
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    Once there was an ugly barnacle
    He was so ugly that everybody died
    The end.
    :]
    - Patrick Star
    Oh Patrick <3
    
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