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  1. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    I wish people looked like
    their personalities
    Jannette's Format. DO not remove.

  2. SelinTheBean* SelinTheBean*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    GROW UP. GO TO SCHOOL. GRADUATE.
    GET A DEGREE. GET A JOB. MAKE MONEY.
    GET MARRIED. HAVE KIDS. OBEY THE LAWS.
    DIE.
    YOU ARE NOT FREE.

  3. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    I'll love you 'til the day I'm dead—
    so please don't mess with m y h e a d . ♥ ♥

  4. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    We're all entitled to our own opinion.
    I don't like you.
    That's my opinion.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
    Santa: Let's be realistic

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now
    i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

  7. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    What if quotes could have a background image?

  8. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 11:48am UTC
    A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"

  9. has_no_life has_no_life happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    "I have so much to do today
    so I probably just wont do any of it."
    -me everyday

  10. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    I'm afraid of recovery ,
    even though I haven't
    even been diagnosed yet.

  11. kristy_loves_you_xoxo kristy_loves_you_xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 4:45am UTC
    roses are
    red
    violets are
    blue
    he is for me
    not for you
    if by chance
    you take my place
    ill take my fists
    and smash ur face
    NAAAHHH JOKESSSS

  12. FlorenceSong FlorenceSong
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    Every heart sings a song,
    incomplete,
    until another heart whispers back.
    Those who wish to sing always find a song.
    At the touch of a lover,
    everyone becomes a poet.
    ― Plato

  13. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    ... Then I jumped.

  14. Smokeweedbeflawless Smokeweedbeflawless
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    Just a cut
    just a scratch
    "whats that mark?"
    "it was just the cat"
    just an excuse
    just another lie
    "whats with all the bracelets?"
    "just fashion, why?"
    just a tear
    just a scream
    "why were you crying?"
    "just a bad dream."
    But it's not just a cut
    or a tear, or a lie
    it's always "just one more"
    Until you die
    < 3;
    NMQ!/No credit taken

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    i am an intellegent, elequent, well-mannered
    young woman who just so happens to say "f.ck" a lot.

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    Do you ever start rubbing your eyes
    and then it feels really good and you can't stop so it's like eye masturbatÍon

  17. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    who cares if school doesn't teach us how to raise a family or
    get a job, at least i can find the area of a triangle

  18. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    Do you ever get that strange feeling
    After finishing a really good book?
    Right after you finish there is an empty feeling inside your heart.
    You want the story to become reality.
    You feel a weird sadness as everything relates back to that book.
    It makes you want to create changes in your life and become what you always wanted.
    The fact that the story is over bogs your mind,
    But you don't think you can ever get through reading it again.
    The real world comes back, and you wish you could just trade places with the main character.
    You got to know the characters so well that it is almost like losing a close friend.
    You feel like crying because of your own life, but also rejoicing because you found a new one in that book.
    The end of a good book is like closing the door to a world that you will never be able to visit again.
    It's probably one of the best and worst feelings in the world.

  19. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    don’t cry me a river.
    that’s stupid as hell. cry me a milkshake

  20. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    when your crush gets a haircut
    and you realize you only ever liked them for their hair

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