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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. danzakuduro danzakuduro
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    tomorrow is the 4th July
    click the ♥
    for all the soldiers that
    never made it back home
    RIP


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. helloxgoodbye helloxgoodbye
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    99% of guys are hot,
    the other 1% go to my school.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Ridax Ridax
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 9:09am UTC
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  8. tash tash
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 9:28am UTC
    psychological fact:
    emotional pain lasts for only 12 minutes.
    anymore than that makes it self inflicted.
    heartbreak is your choice. psychologically.

  9. lexandjenrock lexandjenrock
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 9:05am UTC
    justin bieber interview
    interviewer: "would you
    date a 13 year old girl?"
    Justin: "Romeo was 16,
    Juliet was 13, i'd be her Romeo,
    she'd be my Juliet"

  10. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 11:04pm UTC
    If me and my girlfriend were in a fight,
    and it got to the point where she was crying, I would shut up and hold her.
    - J U S T I N B I E B E R

  11. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    Replys as;
    K
    K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J?
    Did you know that in JK, K stands for "Kidding".
    So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium?
    Do you need some Special K in breakfast? K, as
    in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed
    you to hungry sharks ? Sharks has K in it.

  12. youtakemybreathaway youtakemybreathaway
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    light blue backround ;
    Your Profile picture is a car?
    Sorry i didn't realize you
    Were a transformer.
    all mine, sorry if its already on here!

  13. iloveyou1437 iloveyou1437
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2010 6:03pm UTC
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  14. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2010 9:52pm UTC
    5 Types of quotes
    There are kinds of quotes all witty-ers
    should be familiar with..
    Type#1
    “The Sob Story.”
    These include “My friend just died. Let’s favorite in honor of him” quotes and “I have a disease and my parent’s won’t let me get surgery unless I have 31378486 favorites” quotes. You often find these littered around the top quotes section. Some may be true, however most are probably not.
    Type#2
    The “I’m Not the Only One?”
    This type of quote is very common and popular among witty-ers. It’s often quite easy to come up with. Chances are if it happens to you it happens to everyone else. These types of quotes usually come from random thoughts and span over a large range of topics anywhere from “checking behind the shower curtain for murders” to “hitting your side on the counter and feeling like you got shot”.
    Type#3
    “Movie/Tv/Music”
    This one speaks for itself. The main influences of this category being Taylor Swift and the most quotable sponge in Bikini Bottom.
    Type#4
    “The Ones That Annoy The Sh*t Out Of You”
    These include but are not limited to the “It’s my 13 birthday. 13 favs?” (We all know you want more than that..) The “Highlight this if you’re a boy.. now favorite if you’re a girl. (Damn, you got me I was not expecting that one).
    Type#5
    “The Mushy I Love You’s”
    My personal favorite. These are most heartfelt of all the quotes. The ones where you let out how you really feel. We pour our souls into these kinds of quotes. They are easy to spot. They usually include the word “HIM” followed by hearts. These quotes are the reason I love witty.
    <3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. soccerchicc97 soccerchicc97
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 4:13pm UTC
    Psychological fact-
    Hugging is a form of communication, because it says things that you ;
    Don’t have the words to say. ♥

  18. TogetherForever TogetherForever
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC
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  19. Moozie98 Moozie98
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 2:36pm UTC
    Went to a party Mom
    I went to a party,
    And remembered what you said.
    You told me not to drink, Mom,
    so I had a sprite instead.
    I felt proud of myself,
    The way you said I would,
    that I didn't drink and drive,
    though some friends said I should.
    I made a healthy choice,
    And your advice to me was right.
    The party finally ended,
    and the kids drove out of sight.
    I got into my car,
    Sure to get home in one piece.
    I never knew what was coming, Mom,
    something I expected least.
    Now I'm lying on the pavement,
    And I hear the policeman say,
    the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
    Mom, his voice seems far away.
    My own blood's all around me,
    As I try hard not to cry.
    I can hear the paramedic say,
    this girl is going to die.
    I'm sure the guy had no idea,
    While he was flying high.
    Because he chose to drink and drive,
    now I would have to die.
    So why do people do it, Mom
    Knowing that it ruins lives?
    And now the pain is cutting me,
    like a hundred stabbing knives.
    Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
    Tell daddy to be brave.
    And when I go to heaven,
    put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.
    Someone should have taught him,
    That it's wrong to drink and drive.
    Maybe if his parents had,
    I'd still be alive.
    My breath is getting shorter,
    Mom I'm getting really scared
    These are my final moments,
    and I'm so unprepared.
    I wish that you could hold me Mom,
    As I lie here and die.
    I wish that I could say, 'I love you,Mom!'
    So I love you and good-bye.
    this made me cry... fav if you are against drunk driving <3

  20. xfsoccer42x xfsoccer42x
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 12:45pm UTC
    THIS THANKSGIVING
    *I think we should all give a HUGEE thank you to
    [ S T E V E ]
    for running this website for us girls*
    THANK YOU SO MUCH.
    *this is for you.
    WE LOVE YOU!

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