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iloveyou1437

1. iloveyou1437
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 1:26pm UTC
   Don't like me?
   Lol okay.
   I don't wake up every single day to impress judgemental hypocrites like you.
   You know what "life" is?
   Go get one. You need it.
   
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2. iloveyou1437
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   November 2, 2011 10:13pm UTC
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3. iloveyou1437
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   September 7, 2011 7:24pm UTC
   All dogs must be on a leash ,
   That includes you .
   nmf / nmq.
   
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4. iloveyou1437
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   August 23, 2011 11:18am UTC
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5. iloveyou1437
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   August 9, 2011 4:38pm UTC
   Go give a blow job
   to a knife .
   nmf .
   no jocking please (:
   
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6. iloveyou1437
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2011 1:25pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment;
   When you pretend to die in-front of your pet..
   & they don't do anything..
   *heartbroken*
   nmf
   
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7. iloveyou1437
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   July 28, 2011 11:13am UTC
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8. iloveyou1437
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   July 26, 2011 6:28pm UTC
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9. iloveyou1437
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2011 12:36pm UTC
   GUESS WHAT?
   Good luck trying to find someone who cares like I did.
   Who understands you like I do.
   Who is forgiving like I am.
   & when you REALIZE there's no one out there like me;
   I won't be there where you left me...
   .
   
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10. iloveyou1437
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 9:58am UTC
    Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes:
    I HOPE YOU FAIL!
    Sincerely: Still on the first question.
    nmf / nmq.
    
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11. iloveyou1437
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 11:57am UTC
    I AM
    HAPPY.
    THAT'S just the saddest lie.
    not my format.
    
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12. iloveyou1437
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 11:51am UTC
    I don't regret the
    things I've done,
    I regret the things I didn't do when I had the chance.
    
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13. iloveyou1437
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 1:43pm UTC
    Grab
    somebody ugly
    and tell them
    bye.
    nmf
    
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14. iloveyou1437
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    June 24, 2011 10:22pm UTC
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15. iloveyou1437
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    People say everything happens for a reason,
    but it would be nice to know some of the reasons why.
    nmf
    
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16. iloveyou1437
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    May 12, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    :/
    i hate the sticky spot left on the water bottle after ripping off the wrapper.
    
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17. iloveyou1437
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    When I was little, I used to connect the markers together to make a sword. :)
    [♥]
    format credit ; to whoever. :P
    
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18. iloveyou1437
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    So . . .
    Do Stripers call their private parts, public parts ?
    
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19. iloveyou1437
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    Yo Mama So Fat, That When She Sat On An iPhone, It Turned Into An
    iPad
    Layout Credit To Whoeverr
    
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20. iloveyou1437
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    Is
    3x-7y+(1/2) b
    really gonna help me
    in life ?
    Not my Format, - Just thought it was cute. :),
    
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