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xoalicecullenxo
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September 28, 2011 6:58pm UTC

☐ My Prince Charming is here! ♥
☐ My Prince Charming is definitely on his way :)
☑ My Prince Charming got hit by a bus. v

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tylerr
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September 27, 2011 9:44pm UTC

if weed is ever legalized, i can't wait to see the commercials.

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XxprettixX
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September 28, 2011 11:10am UTC

You Can Kill The Dreamer
But You Can't Kill The Dreams.
-Martin Luther King

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alaynaelizabeth
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September 28, 2011 4:04pm UTC

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crystaleu12
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September 28, 2011 6:14pm UTC

Are you home?
No.? I just answered my HOME phone from a batcave.

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NicoleMariexo6
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September 27, 2011 6:33pm UTC

Did you know...
when a guy see's a girl he finds attractive
he stares at her for 8.2 seconds
♥

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XxprettixX
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September 25, 2011 2:14pm UTC

I Can't Wait
to find a guy that's the
same kind of different as me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AlNicholas
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September 25, 2011 12:27pm UTC

Google
Wityt Profilse
Did you mean: Witty Profiles
I KNOW WHAT I MEANT B*TCH

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californiagurlz
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September 24, 2011 8:39pm UTC

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Michiexx
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September 24, 2011 8:31pm UTC

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tishfayeobrienmwahh

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September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC

how did you get that scar?
well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.
♥

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WishingLily
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September 24, 2011 12:27pm UTC

Substitute Teacher :
"Does you normal teacher let you do that?"
Students:
"YES..."

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l0veistheanswer
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September 8, 2011 7:43pm UTC

3 Reasons to Stand Up;
1) to get the remote 2) to go to the bathroom
3) because you're the real slim shady.

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Imfallingforyaabby
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September 2, 2011 3:32pm UTC

I hate when people
See me at the super market & they are like;
"hey what are you doing here"?
& im just like;
"Oh you know hunting elephants"

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annabel6
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August 25, 2011 4:02pm UTC

" what's today? "
" Monday "
" no... like, the number "
notmyformat

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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August 27, 2011 2:10pm UTC

how come when someone says
ACT NATURAL
everyone strikes a pose...
not my format

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haappykaayytee8
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September 6, 2011 12:29am UTC

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HerEyesHerEyes
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August 30, 2011 3:28pm UTC

Beyonce
dated, married THEN had a baby.
Young ladies take note.

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