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xoleaahox143
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 4:47pm UTC

They Say:
You don't know what
you've got till its gone.
Truth:
You knew exactly
what you had; you just
thought you'd never
lose it.
♥

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StarKissed
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 9:36pm UTC

*She tries to pretend she's alright,
Yet she sits in her room late at night,
While the rest of her family soundly sleeps,
She hugs her knees and silently weeps,
She knows now it was all a lie,
That stupid boy, made a beautiful girl cry.
My quote, don't steal it ;)

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_Elizabeth_
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 4:50pm UTC

If T.G.I.F means "Thank Goodness It's Friday" Does S.H.I.T mean "Sorry Honey,It's Thursday"
nmf

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qpsbg57
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 7:16am UTC

My Right Fist is about to be in a relationship with Your Face.
♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

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knockoutregrets
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 10:47pm UTC

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orangemonkeys
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 8:48pm UTC

Did you know that,
80% of Bunnies have heart attacks
after people chase them?
yeah it's sad. Stop doing it.

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flippy14
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 8:51pm UTC

that one person
who wont accept your friend request on facebook. ♥

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Chung615
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 9:31pm UTC

haters are like crickets.
crickets make a lot of noise.
you hear them, you cant see them,
as you walk right past them, their quiet.
-Wiz Khalifa.

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UnLogicalLogic
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 8:21pm UTC

Slugs:
are just homeless,
snails.

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rememberme1
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 7:29pm UTC

the worst sight in the world is...
{ SEEING YOUR MOTHER CRY }
FAVE IF YOU AGREE
it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

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itserin
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 6:23pm UTC

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smallz005
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 6:22pm UTC

Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable,
I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...
Sincerely, put it on.

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Biebersgirll
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 6:08pm UTC

That 70's Show Quote #1
Donna: It's cold here.
Eric: Well here, take my
jacket!
Donna: I love you.
Jackie: Kelso, I'm cold too.
Kelso: Well damn, Jackie! I
can't control the weather!

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Cutecat0413
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 3:44pm UTC

I hope you choke
on the lies that leave
your mouth, while I
choke on the tears
♥

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BellaaBell
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 6:04pm UTC

Fave if you ' re Brunette . ♥
Comment if your Blonde . ♥
Comment & Fave if your
anything else . ♥(;

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xobabyilikeitxo23
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 7:39pm UTC

When you're brushing you're teeth, and someones in the way of the sink and your mouth is burning so you're all;
"Merr,mah I needa FPIT."
♥

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smallz005
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 5:37pm UTC

Go to the South Pole.
Do a hand stand.
Hold the earth up.

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mariinaxx3
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 6:14pm UTC

me: thats it. im done looking for my prince charming because hes obviously not showing up any time soon..
him: no! please don't give up hes out there somewhere, but hes just waiting for the right time.
me: well, he really needs to just come find me & tell me already because i can't wait any longer..
him: sorry i'm just really shy..

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 6:48pm UTC

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itserin
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 6:23pm UTC

Never let a copy cat intimidate you,
after all the original is better, ♥
than ♥ the ♥ sequel.

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