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1. theunicorn
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 10:43am UTC
   i don't know about you
   but i'd be pretty damn [ terrified ] if a 400 pound
   glass of Kool - Aid burst into my house and said ; ;
   OH YEAH!
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2. emily_leah
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 10:21am UTC
   Do what makes you happy
   Be with who makes you smile
   Laugh as much as you breathe
   Love as long as you live
   
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3. hhaannaahhm7
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 4:27pm UTC
   Dear Mom,
   how can you hear me mumble under my breath, but you cant hear me yell,
   "WHAT!?"
   when you scream my name?
   sincerely,
   confused child
   
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4. MissAnna
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 12:05pm UTC
   JOSH: THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER.
   DRAKE: WHY CAUSE YOU RAN OVER OPRAH?
   JOSH: NO IT'S CAUSE IT'S A LITTLE HUMID. YES IT'S
   BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!
   
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5. ThatsSoMeee
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 3:16pm UTC
   Watching a horror movie
   And thinking:
   "No, don't kill him!
   He's HOT."
   
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6. kaitlynalexa
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2011 8:03pm UTC
   when you post something you think is funny, and no one likes it. then you see someone post something stupid and it gets 38762936974 likes. :P
   
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7. xXselenanicoleXx
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2011 11:24pm UTC
   I almost mUrdered somebody today.....
   Well heres what happened....
   Terrence (perkdog):-walking over to me-
   Me: -standing by zac and talking-
   Perkdog: OH! THIS IS THE ZAC UVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT!
   Zac: Woah, what she been sayin?
   Selena: O____OOO TERRENCE!!!!
   
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8. Cody123
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2011 1:50pm UTC
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9. Cody123
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 8:17pm UTC
   I did this once
   but never again
   will i let another guy
   steal her heart
   and shred it into pieces
   ♥
   --- Cody <3
   
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10. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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11. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    Do you know?
    That for every 200 people that you meet
    On the street everyday,
    2 of them are ghosts?
    -Reader's Digest
    
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12. An'*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    i want to marry you because
    when you love someone as much as i love you, getting married is the only thing left to do. ♥
    
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13. An'*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    no matter how ugly you think you are,
    there’s someone that believes you're the most beautiful thing on earth, and nothing can ever change that. ♥
    
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14. emily_leah
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 8:32am UTC
    I buy a Michael Jackson album, he's dead. I buy a new ipod, Steve Jobs is dead. I'm gonna buy a Miley Cyrus CD and cross my fingers.
    
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15. manSlaughterhahagetit
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    That Awkward moment . . .
    when a fat kid says,
    "Thats how I roll."
    
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16. theunicorn
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    i ignore everyone
    Just to talk to you.
    While you talk to everyone,
    Just to ignore me♥
    
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17. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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18. nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 11:09am UTC
    Awhh! You guys made me ink!
    - F i n d i n g N e m o ♥
    
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19. WoahApples
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    everyone is fake in some way.
    whether it's their hair color,
    their personality,
    or their smile.♥
    
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20. confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    I'm that bridge jumping friend
    your mother warned you about.
    
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