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kayleer5
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October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC

today i was in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. i started laughing, he looked at me and said "you laugh too much." his mom yelled at him and said
"maybe your face is just funny."
i officially love his mom

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BeOriginal
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October 20, 2011 11:21am UTC

Boy: Girl:
I saw her today. I saw him today.
It seems like it's been forever. I wonder if he still cares.
She looks better than before. I couldn't stop staring at him.
I asked how things are going. I asked about his new girlfriend.
I'd pick her over any girl I'm with. He's probably really happy now.
I can't even look at her w/o crying. He couldn't even look at me.
I told her I miss her. He didn't mean it.
I love her. He loves his new girlfriend.
I held her for the last time. He gave me a friendly hug.
Then I went home and cried. Then I went home and cried.
I lost her. I love him.

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livsbestfriendryan
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October 17, 2011 5:22pm UTC

M.A.T.H;
Mental Abuse To Humans
Format by Sandrasaurus

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tylerr
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October 17, 2011 5:17pm UTC

Baby, please don't do this. You have no idea how much you mean to me..
I gave you way too many chances. I'm done.
I'll do anything.
Forget it, alright? We're octagon.
LOLOL, I meant over. That was funny but I'm still breaking up with you.
HAHAHAHA, omg. -tumblr.c':

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pandaloversftw
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October 17, 2011 4:35pm UTC

I just found out Uggs were made in Australia.
Why would one of the hottest countries in the world need sheep insolated boots?

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xotristy12xo
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October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC

my parents: you're beautiful honey
old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
boys: ew what is that creature

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xXselenanicoleXx
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October 13, 2011 5:10pm UTC

Ninja Skil:
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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xXselenanicoleXx
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October 13, 2011 5:11pm UTC

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. :]

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xXselenanicoleXx
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October 13, 2011 5:13pm UTC

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police

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xXselenanicoleXx
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October 13, 2011 5:14pm UTC

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

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xXselenanicoleXx
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October 13, 2011 5:19pm UTC

Sel: DAD!!!! WHERE'S MY IPOD!!!!!
Dad: It's gotta be around here somewhere.
Sel: Gee -_- Thanks.

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xXselenanicoleXx
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October 13, 2011 5:24pm UTC

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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xXselenanicoleXx
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October 13, 2011 5:26pm UTC

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

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xXselenanicoleXx
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 9:24pm UTC

OmgOmgOMg GUESS WHAT I DID TODAAAY!!!
I ran ito my teacher and made her drop her lunch then she yelled at me so i slapped her!!!!! BET.!
Then I woke up -_-"

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xXselenanicoleXx
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 10:46pm UTC

eMiLy: CrAzy TiMeS, WaTer BaLloOnS, and a radio sation theme song

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xXselenanicoleXx
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October 13, 2011 10:48pm UTC

FAVE: IF YOU LOVE HELLO KITTY :3

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emily_leah
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October 14, 2011 4:38pm UTC

to bad spongebob isn't here to enjoy spongebob not being here!
- Squidward

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xXselenanicoleXx
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October 15, 2011 4:48pm UTC

Hey! I'm Selena I have a short attention spa---- Hi I'm Selena!

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emily_leah
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October 9, 2011 4:57pm UTC

all a girl needs is a bestfriend and a cute boy to kiss <3

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emily_leah
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 5:05pm UTC

"i didn't know i lived in a manison until
i went to my friends house and i was like oh..."
- Paris Hilton
i didn't know Paris Hilton had friends
until i read this quote and i was like oh...

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