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  1. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 7:03pm UTC
    It's true, light travels faster than sound....
    That is why some people appear bright, that is until you hear them speak.

  2. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 6:59pm UTC
    A friend will stop you from overreacting
    **************
    But a best friend will be walking along
    side of you saying, "ooh, somebody's gonna get it!" :)

  3. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    God has a sense of humor.
    Don't believe me?
    Just go to Wal-mart and look at people!!!

  4. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 6:54pm UTC
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  5. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 1:36pm UTC
    There was a thunderstorm today, and ya know what I was *thinking*???
    OMFG I KNOW WHAT THE CULLENS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

  6. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 2:59pm UTC
    Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars - points of light and reason...and then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.
    ~Edward Cullen

  7. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 8:32am UTC
    5 things that really bug me about people:
    1. when they ask for the time they point to their wrists. Yes, thank you, I know where my watch is, now where's yours??
    2. when you say something rude to an older person, they always seem to say 'excuse me?'. do you need hearing aids, or should i repeat it louder for the pleasure of everyone else in the room?
    3. When you are watching a movie, people say " whoa, did you see that?!" no, i didnt. I paid 20 dollars to buy a ticket, some popcorn, and a soda, JUST to stare at the floor! psh, that makes ALL the sense in the world!
    4. When you ask someone for a piece of gum, they say "no, sorry, it was my last piece." 5 minutes later you see the SAME PERSON take out a piece of gum, the flavor you wanted!
    5. When they ask "whatcha doing?". Clearly they can see what you are doing, its not rocket science is it? maybe people are blind....

  8. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 6:51pm UTC
    Despite everything, I believe people are really good at heart.
    ~Anne Frank

  9. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 6:42pm UTC
    Hey, do you believe in love at first sight??
    "No, not really"
    Then hang on, lemme w a l k by again :)

  10. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 6:32pm UTC
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
    What a *stupid* lamb.
    What a sick, masochistic lion

  11. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2009 7:54pm UTC
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    Jasper Hale <3

  12. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2009 7:50pm UTC
    You think your life is hard?! Well I'm in love with a fictional vampire!

  13. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2009 4:08pm UTC
    You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home. credit to ThingsChange

  14. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2009 4:03pm UTC
    Sorry. I don't have any leeches on my speed dial.
    ~Jacob Black
    credit to bobbypingirl101

  15. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 5:12pm UTC
    "If I had one dollar for every brain you don't have....I'd have one dollar!"
    -Patrick Star

  16. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2009 5:58pm UTC
    Esme Cullen
    More passionate than you since 1921

  17. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2009 5:54pm UTC
    Carlisle Cullen
    Smarter than you since 1663

  18. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2009 5:50pm UTC
    ~Edward Cullen~
    Better than you in general since 1918

  19. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2009 5:42pm UTC
    Emmett Cullen
    Waaay stronger than you since 1935

  20. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2009 5:38pm UTC
    ~Alice Cullen~
    More graceful than you *trip* since 1901

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