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  1. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:41pm UTC
    I hate everything about you.
    Why do I love you?
    ~Three Days Grace

  2. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:38pm UTC
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  3. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 8:30pm UTC
    Don't you just hate all the people who think they know everything, when in truth they're just trying to (sound) smart???

  4. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
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    June 21, 2009 3:20pm UTC
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  5. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 9:38pm UTC
    And I run.
    In the pouring rain.
    Not looking for shelter
    from the storm.
    But to hide the

  6. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 9:26pm UTC
    After all of this, the only guy I trust is
    →My daddy

  7. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
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    June 18, 2009 9:11pm UTC
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  8. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 3:35pm UTC
    Edward, Jasper, and Jacob
    raising standards for men everywhere
    haha not mine, saw it on someone's shirt

  9. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 1:37pm UTC
    Peace A

  10. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 10:53am UTC
    Jasper says "relax!"
    lol not mine, saw it on a button somewhere

  11. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2009 7:55pm UTC
    You know how they say "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"?
    Well, if it was Dr. Carlisle Cullen, i would never eat another apple again :)

  12. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2009 3:29pm UTC
    [ the HOTTEST awesomest vampire in existence!!!! ]
    [ Google Search ] [ I'm Feeling Lucky ]
    Did you mean: Jasper Hale?
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  13. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2009 5:02pm UTC
    Questions to ponder#1:
    if PONY becomes PONIES....why doesn't BOY become BOIES??????

  14. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 7:22pm UTC
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?

  15. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 3:51pm UTC
    "I'm from Boston, that means go f**k yourself!"
    -Whitney, The Bad Girls Club

  16. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 3:43pm UTC
    me & my dad, actual convo:
    my dad: When I met the guy who plays Darth Vader, coming off an airplane...
    me: you met that dude?!
    my dad: yeahh, sure did. I also made him roll his eyes! it was really funny! i was imitating him and everything! and then he just rolled his eyes!
    me: if i met a celebrity...wait, if I met Jackson Rathbone - i would probably faint, scream, hyperventilate, then ask for an autograph!
    my dad: uh-huh (gives me a weird look)
    me: So you didn't hyperventilate when you met the dude who does the voice of Darth Vader?
    my dad: naw, i guess it's just my reaction to celebrities
    me: What would you do, then, if you met Jessica Alba?
    my dad: who?
    me: hang on (searches jessica alba on google images) here she is
    my dad: oh shes just another pretty girl. I wouldn't have recognized her if I saw her on the street. Yeah, there are MILLIONS of pretty girls out there...
    me: and yet, you married mom
    lol i love my dad, he's great!

  17. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 3:21pm UTC
    That's tigger. T- I- double guh- er!

  18. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 3:05pm UTC
    oh hale yeah!

  19. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 7:18pm UTC
    ...And there i was, walking down the hall - thinking of you - and then
    CRASH!!! "holy $h!t, where did that wall come from?!?!?"
    Yeah, love hurts :)

  20. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 7:08pm UTC
    kjhfglsdkhfgkljdhfgiwueytiowueryhgiejfnvkdnvskldjhgfkl zcgvsdfgf
    lol sorry, the cat sat on my keyboard! :)


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