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1. horsegirl67
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2010 4:00pm UTC
   When life gives you lemons, turn around and make apple juice and leave people wonderin'
   how the heck did you do that
   
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2. horsegirl67
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2009 10:08pm UTC
   www.coolblondejokes.com Blonde Jokes numero uno! (number one) __________________________
   Three people are sitting in an open-top plane. One is eating an apple, it's too sweet so he chucks it out of the plane. The other is eating a lemon, it's too sour so he throws it out of the plane, too. The last one is the guy from Ripley's Believe it or Not, the guy who can swallow weird crap, takes a bite out of a hand grenade. It's too crunchy so he throws it overboard. When the plane lands they come across a little girl thats crying. When they asked what's the matter she replied, "An apple flew out of the sky and hit my cat, now he's in the hospital!" Then they move on to a boy whose crying and he says, ''A lemon dropped outta the sky and whacked my poor doggy!" Finally they come across a blonde who is laughing her ars off and when they ask what's so funny she responds, ''I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
   
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3. horsegirl67
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2009 12:05pm UTC
   JollyRancher :)
   request for JollyRancherx3
   
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4. horsegirl67
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2009 7:57pm UTC
   Today, I just figured out what MLIA stands for!
   MLIA
   jk i know what it means
   
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5. horsegirl67
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2009 1:59pm UTC
   YMelanieY
   request for XxPeaceLuvHappinessxX
   
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6. horsegirl67
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2009 9:41am UTC
   &&+Am I the only one
   who looks at boys differently
   after reading Twilight?
   Because now, no one
   can top Edward Cullen...
   
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7. horsegirl67
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2009 9:25am UTC
   <span style="font-size: 72pt; color: #00ccff; font-family: Impact; letter-spacing: -10.5pt"> </span>
   and that, ladies and gentleman, is the code for overlapping letters! it was really hard to find...
   
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8. horsegirl67
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   July 31, 2009 9:12am UTC
   YChristinaY
   
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9. horsegirl67
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   July 30, 2009 1:12pm UTC
   YSamantha Y
   
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10. horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 6:06pm UTC
    On my birthday...
    I wished for someone who would love me
    And someone to comfort me when I'm sad
    And someone to make me laugh
    ♦ ♦ ♦
    Yeah, you heard me, honey
    I wished for a PONY
    
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11. horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 5:46pm UTC
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    ♥Samantha♥
    ♥(_¸.•'´(_¸.•'´*♥♥*`'•.¸_)`'•.¸_)♥
    ♥♥ (_¸.•'´*♥♥♥*`'•.¸_) `'•.¸_)♥♥
    
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12. horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 6:53pm UTC
    Stephenie Meyer is releasing Midnight Sun in 2010, maybe even 2011! Favorite this if you care! I'm writing her a piece of fan mail with the number of people who fave this quote! help me rescue Midnight Sun!
    
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13. horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2009 7:20pm UTC
    stupid celeb quotes #2
    "You can observe a lot just by watching"
    -Yogi Berra
    
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14. horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2009 7:13pm UTC
    Stupid celeb sayings #1
    "I love seeing all my Mexican fans from the north"
    -Britney Spears
    
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15. horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2009 7:04pm UTC
    Funny Twilight Pickup lines #3
    Edward: I have a private island...Wanna see it?
    Jasper: How are you feeling? Oh, wait...lemme guess!
    Emmett: (to a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I hear blondes have more fun.
    Jacob: So...how do you feel about dogs?
    
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16. horsegirl67
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    July 24, 2009 7:30pm UTC
    TEAM JASPER
    ...'nuff said...
    
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17. horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 3:59pm UTC
    The best kind of prize is a SUR-prize!
    ~Willy Wonka
    
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18. horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 3:42pm UTC
    funny twilight pickup lines #2
    Edward: I'm an addict. Will you be my heroin?
    Jasper: Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes
    Emmett: You're no irritable grizzly but right now, I'm eating you up!
    Jacob: I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds!
    
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19. horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 8:29pm UTC
    I was reading Twilight (the other day) and
    the only thing I could think of after I finished was ----------->
    " Why doesn't he prefer REDHEADS???"
    
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20. horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:55pm UTC
    Funny Twilight pickup lines:
    Edward: Hello. The voices in my head just told me to talk to you.
    Jasper: My name is Jasper... but you can call me Dr. Feelgood.
    Emmett: You wanna see me crush a boulder?
    Jacob: You know what they say, right? Once you go Black, you never go back.
    
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