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horsegirl67

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Member Since: 20 Feb 2009 06:40pm

Last Seen: 18 Feb 2014 10:34am

user id: 68034

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Hey People With Computers!
(you have now reached my profile)

Wow. Last time i was on this site i was 12...i'm 14. so my outlook on quotes has changed... hmm i guess the only reason i didnt delete all the old ones is it's pain to check back on your favorites list and notice some quotes are missing, cuz whatever loser deleted it. Meh.

Music collection? Green Day, MCR, Bullet for My Valentine, AFI and other things :)

About me: 
 Redhead, sonn! i play guitar and love my music. I saw Green Day live for the 21st century BD world tour, and it was EPIC. i love them *coughBillieJoeArmstrongcough*, but anywhoo...
Favorite color is purple. I'm a vegetarian, cuz after seeing a cow get chopped up like that, never going back. I have epilepsy, but that hasn't stopped me from being awesome! :P

I am an artist, and have actually sold drawings for those little greenbacks. Love it!

Ever been on icanhascheezburger.com? its the website with the little cats with the funny captions, along with the FAIL. stuff and yeah, recently discovered it while web surfin' USA.

Anyone curious about how i got this nifty little picture here? it's a layout. for those who don't know, type in 'layout' in the search box, look around for one you like, copy the code, go to edit profile, delete your previous code and paste the layout code in there and press save...BOOM! fancy layout. You're welcome.
(c)lalalayoutsx71
  1. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2010 4:00pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons, turn around and make apple juice and leave people wonderin'
    how the heck did you do that

  2. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2009 10:08pm UTC
    www.coolblondejokes.com Blonde Jokes numero uno! (number one) __________________________
    Three people are sitting in an open-top plane. One is eating an apple, it's too sweet so he chucks it out of the plane. The other is eating a lemon, it's too sour so he throws it out of the plane, too. The last one is the guy from Ripley's Believe it or Not, the guy who can swallow weird crap, takes a bite out of a hand grenade. It's too crunchy so he throws it overboard. When the plane lands they come across a little girl thats crying. When they asked what's the matter she replied, "An apple flew out of the sky and hit my cat, now he's in the hospital!" Then they move on to a boy whose crying and he says, ''A lemon dropped outta the sky and whacked my poor doggy!" Finally they come across a blonde who is laughing her ars off and when they ask what's so funny she responds, ''I farted and the building behind me blew up!"

  3. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 12:05pm UTC
    JollyRancher :)
    request for JollyRancherx3

  4. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2009 7:57pm UTC
    Today, I just figured out what MLIA stands for!
    MLIA
    jk i know what it means

  5. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2009 1:59pm UTC
    YMelanieY
    request for XxPeaceLuvHappinessxX

  6. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2009 9:41am UTC
    &&+Am I the only one
    who looks at boys differently
    after reading Twilight?
    Because now, no one
    can top Edward Cullen...

  7. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2009 9:25am UTC
    <span style="font-size: 72pt; color: #00ccff; font-family: Impact; letter-spacing: -10.5pt"> </span>
    and that, ladies and gentleman, is the code for overlapping letters! it was really hard to find...

  8. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2009 9:12am UTC
    YChristinaY

  9. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2009 1:12pm UTC
    YSamantha Y

  10. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 6:06pm UTC
    On my birthday...
    I wished for someone who would love me
    And someone to comfort me when I'm sad
    And someone to make me laugh
    ♦ ♦ ♦
    Yeah, you heard me, honey
    I wished for a PONY

  11. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 5:46pm UTC
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    ♥Samantha♥
    ♥(_¸.•'´(_¸.•'´*♥♥*`'•.¸_)`'•.¸_)♥
    ♥♥ (_¸.•'´*♥♥♥*`'•.¸_) `'•.¸_)♥♥

  12. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 6:53pm UTC
    Stephenie Meyer is releasing Midnight Sun in 2010, maybe even 2011! Favorite this if you care! I'm writing her a piece of fan mail with the number of people who fave this quote! help me rescue Midnight Sun!

  13. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2009 7:20pm UTC
    stupid celeb quotes #2
    "You can observe a lot just by watching"
    -Yogi Berra

  14. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2009 7:13pm UTC
    Stupid celeb sayings #1
    "I love seeing all my Mexican fans from the north"
    -Britney Spears

  15. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2009 7:04pm UTC
    Funny Twilight Pickup lines #3
    Edward: I have a private island...Wanna see it?
    Jasper: How are you feeling? Oh, wait...lemme guess!
    Emmett: (to a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I hear blondes have more fun.
    Jacob: So...how do you feel about dogs?

  16. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2009 7:30pm UTC
    TEAM JASPER
    ...'nuff said...

  17. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 3:59pm UTC
    The best kind of prize is a SUR-prize!
    ~Willy Wonka

  18. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 3:42pm UTC
    funny twilight pickup lines #2
    Edward: I'm an addict. Will you be my heroin?
    Jasper: Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes
    Emmett: You're no irritable grizzly but right now, I'm eating you up!
    Jacob: I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds!

  19. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 8:29pm UTC
    I was reading Twilight (the other day) and
    the only thing I could think of after I finished was ----------->
    " Why doesn't he prefer REDHEADS???"

  20. horsegirl67 horsegirl67
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 12:55pm UTC
    Funny Twilight pickup lines:
    Edward: Hello. The voices in my head just told me to talk to you.
    Jasper: My name is Jasper... but you can call me Dr. Feelgood.
    Emmett: You wanna see me crush a boulder?
    Jacob: You know what they say, right? Once you go Black, you never go back.

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