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Wow. Last time i was on this site i was 12...i'm 14. so my outlook on quotes has changed... hmm i guess the only reason i didnt delete all the old ones is it's pain to check back on your favorites list and notice some quotes are missing, cuz whatever loser deleted it. Meh.
Music collection? Green Day, MCR, Bullet for My Valentine, AFI and other things :)
About me: Redhead, sonn! i play guitar and love my music. I saw Green Day live for the 21st century BD world tour, and it was EPIC. i love them *coughBillieJoeArmstrongcough*, but anywhoo...
Favorite color is purple. I'm a vegetarian, cuz after seeing a cow get chopped up like that, never going back. I have epilepsy, but that hasn't stopped me from being awesome! :P
I am an artist, and have actually sold drawings for those little greenbacks. Love it!
Ever been on icanhascheezburger.com? its the website with the little cats with the funny captions, along with the FAIL. stuff and yeah, recently discovered it while web surfin' USA.
Anyone curious about how i got this nifty little picture here? it's a layout. for those who don't know, type in 'layout' in the search box, look around for one you like, copy the code, go to edit profile, delete your previous code and paste the layout code in there and press save...BOOM! fancy layout. You're welcome.
horsegirl67 posted a quote
December 26, 2009 10:08pm UTC
www.coolblondejokes.com Blonde Jokes numero uno! (number one) __________________________ Three people are sitting in an open-top plane. One is eating an apple, it's too sweet so he chucks it out of the plane. The other is eating a lemon, it's too sour so he throws it out of the plane, too. The last one is the guy from Ripley's Believe it or Not, the guy who can swallow weird crap, takes a bite out of a hand grenade. It's too crunchy so he throws it overboard. When the plane lands they come across a little girl thats crying. When they asked what's the matter she replied, "An apple flew out of the sky and hit my cat, now he's in the hospital!" Then they move on to a boy whose crying and he says, ''A lemon dropped outta the sky and whacked my poor doggy!" Finally they come across a blonde who is laughing her ars off and when they ask what's so funny she responds, ''I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
Stephenie Meyer is releasing Midnight Sun in 2010, maybe even 2011! Favorite this if you care! I'm writing her a piece of fan mail with the number of people who fave this quote! help me rescue Midnight Sun!
Funny Twilight Pickup lines #3 Edward: I have a private island...Wanna see it? Jasper: How are you feeling? Oh, wait...lemme guess! Emmett: (to a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I hear blondes have more fun. Jacob: So...how do you feel about dogs?
funny twilight pickup lines #2 Edward: I'm an addict. Will you be my heroin? Jasper: Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes Emmett: You're no irritable grizzly but right now, I'm eating you up! Jacob: I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds!
Funny Twilight pickup lines: Edward: Hello. The voices in my head just told me to talk to you. Jasper: My name is Jasper... but you can call me Dr. Feelgood. Emmett: You wanna see me crush a boulder? Jacob: You know what they say, right? Once you go Black, you never go back.