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xXxrhiannonxXx
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 4:53pm UTC

vet: your cat is overweight.
me: DONT LISTEN TO HIM BABYGIRL, YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE. SOCEITY DOESNT OWN YOU AND CURVES ARE BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE F-CKING PERFECT OK.
nmf/tumblr

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rec0ver
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July 25, 2012 8:32pm UTC

( i cheated myself like )
I KNEW I WOULD.
i told you i was trouble. ♥ ♥ ♥ you know
I'M NO GOOD.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:55pm UTC

me: I really need to make some big changes in my life...
me:
me:
me:
me: *Changes profile theme*

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:04pm UTC

♥ "I was About To Hug A Fan
but she said she wanted to hug Louis. She Was About To Hug Louis, but Louis said he wanted to hug me." ~Niall Horan nmf

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SafaBabiiee
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June 19, 2012 3:09pm UTC

||||||||||||The scariest thing about distance is that you don't know whether they'll miss you or forget you.[][][][]
it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

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JustKeepSwimming14
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 12:59pm UTC

If Peeta had red hair,
he wouldn't just be the bread man,
he'd be the ginger bread man.
nmq

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letsdanceinStyles
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June 19, 2012 5:39pm UTC

The boys waking up their children in the future:
Harry: Umm.... Errmm... Uhhh... You... ummm.. havee.. too... ummm... you knoww.. uhh... yeahh... umm... just wake up you have to go to school babe.
Liam: Good morning darling. You have to wake up now, you don't wanna be late for school do you? So cmon wake up now so you can eat your breakfast that gives you nutrition for the day!
Louis: Wakey wakeeyyyyy, you had enought beauty sleep babe.Wake up so that you can get ready for school. Don't forget to puut something with stripes. Okay so you won't forget though because i set out your clothes. Orange look better on you than blue.
Niall: WAKE UP BEFORE I EAT ALL OF BREAKFAST MY PRINCESS!
Zayn: Wake up. Today is a new day. A new journey. A new memory. So wake up and pick the right paths.

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xHello
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 5:10pm UTC

✿
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RULES FOR TEXTING GIRLS
1. U s e g o o d g r a m m a r
2. U s e s m i l e y f a c e s
3. D o n ' t t a k e 4 0 m i n u t e s t o r e p l y

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伤*
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 12:10pm UTC

"If people talk beind your back
its because
you're ahead of them."
- Zayn Malik ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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BravoSierra
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June 19, 2012 11:11am UTC

click to see this quote

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Before you kiss me
-Grab my waist
-Pull me closer to your body
-Look into my eyes
-Look at my lips while biting your lip
-Look back into my eyes again
-Grab my face gently
-Then slowly lean in & kiss me
It will drive me crazy, I promise.

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xXxrhiannonxXx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 10:19am UTC

You judge everyone,
yet you ask them not to judge you.

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__OneDirectionerForever__
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 9:15am UTC

True Yolo.
French Boy: Bonjour belle, je t'aime
British Boy: You look gorgeous today love.
Australlian Boy: I was going to go surfing with my mates but then i laid my eyes on you.
Italian Boy: Ciao Belle, te amo.
Latin Guys: Hola bonita que aqui hay una rosa.
American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.

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OneDirectionQuotes
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June 18, 2012 3:58pm UTC

"When we're apart,
We'll text eachother saying how much
We love and miss eachother."
-One Direction

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Nepzgal
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 10:14am UTC

True Yolo.
Teacher : Imagine you're in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?
Student : Easy...i'd stop imagining

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