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hermione23katniss
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July 31, 2012 10:41am UTC

Just a friendly reminder:
there are 15 and 16 year olds participating in the olympics
and we're sitting here on Witty Profiles.

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wackyflipflop
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 5:22pm UTC

That Akward Moment
When you intoduce your friend to someone, and they become closer with them than with you..
♥♥♥

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Hahalmao
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Asking your best friend what you should text back.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 6:06pm UTC

if you say you've never peed
in the shower, you are lying. and that's a fact.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 3:56pm UTC

You took 20 minutes to text me back?
I'll show you. I'll take 21 minutes.

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ay_baybay
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 3:26pm UTC

DON'T BOTHERPUTTING YOUR HAND OVER MY MOUTH TOSHUT ME UPI will lick you

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Buki
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July 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC

So I got al l dressed up, was looking alright.
My mom asked me where I was going. My sad, sad reply. . .
"To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture."

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ChescaTheCat
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 5:01pm UTC

Peeta: Don't go to the Cornucopia.
Haymitch: Don't go to the Cornucopia.
Effie: Don't go to the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't go to the Cornucopia.
Everyone else: Don't go to the Cornucopia.
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: YOLO.
nmf.nmq/haven't seen a hunger games quote in a while;)

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Best_name_ever24
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 2:03pm UTC

That awkward moment when..
You walk out of your room in your pajamas and there's a guest in your house
and your just like *runnn*

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DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 1:40am UTC

And Who Else
Has to sleep with the blankets on no matter how hot it is
Format by twilightgirl995

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babyfresh1997
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Me: *turns on tv and get's comfy in bed*
Me: *searches for the remote and notices it across the room*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I was gonna watch this anyway.
nmf.nmq/

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ivelz17
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July 1, 2012 1:23pm UTC

Oh, you're "cooler" than me?
Guess that makes me hotter.
;)

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muffinsandwitty7557
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Pretty girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than hot.
Me: I'll take what I can get.

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 9:17am UTC

The texts to your friends that if anyone saw they would think your a lesbian.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 12:30pm UTC

When your friend offers you food
Friend: Want some food?
Me: Sure.. What did you do to it?
Friend: Nothing...
Me: Then you taste it first.........
When your friend offers you food, all trust is lost..

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