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1. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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2. erinj1115
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2011 8:34pm UTC
   SENIOR PRANK
   So these seniors in my school somehow got 3 pigs. They labeled them 1, 2, and 4. Then let them loose in the school. When the janitors finally got them, they thought number 3 was still running around the school, but there was no number 3 (:
   MLIA
   
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3. kayyllaaaxox
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   June 19, 2011 8:40pm UTC
   he said
   " i still love you,"
   and i just stood there,
   staring back at him,
   not believing a word
   ♥
   
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4. kayybeee18
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   June 19, 2011 8:44pm UTC
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5. 6perfect10
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2011 8:38pm UTC
   "i'm hungry."
   "hi hungry! i'm dad."
   "dad, i'm serious."
   "i thought you were hungry!"
   
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6. xxtuckerxx
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2011 9:24pm UTC
   My name's Tucker, and I'm bored so..
   Fav this and I'll comment what I think of you..
   I'm going to be honest, so don't get offended.
   
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7. XSydX97X
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2011 12:42am UTC
   GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS:
   "I'm so sick of guys being such dicks!"
   BOY'S COMMENT:
   "In 7th Grade I begged the teacher to let me be your science partner. I suggested you come over five times & each time you said no. I did our project, all of it. In 8th grade I sent you three Valentine's cards, roses, & candy. I tried to be romantic but you gave the roses to someone else & threw the candy away. In 9th grade I asked you to dance at the school & you said to give you 2 minutes to go to the bathroom. I waited two hours but you never came back. In 10th grade, I bought us tickets to see your favorite band. You took them, said thanks, & went with your friend. & Now I'm here in 11th grade, confessing all of this, on Facebook, where everyone can see to prove:
   Sometimes boys are dicks, but sometimes, it's the girls."
   
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8. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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9. Rae_Rae
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   March 13, 2011 4:45pm UTC
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10. cheerforlife13
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    & she got tired
    of being second best.
    not my format.
    
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11. EdwardScissorhands
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    March 13, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    Don't cry over that boy
    who broke your heart;
    He only broke it because he knew
    he wasn't going to be the one to
    complete it.♥
    
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12. starsixtyseven
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    "...I DON't know if you know this,
    but apparently it's really hard
    to be a girl..."
    -my dad
    ♥
    notmyquote/format
    
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13. rawrrimmalaadybuugx3
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    When;;
    A girl is in love,
    You can see it in her smile.
    When;;
    A guy is in love,
    You can see it in his eyes.
    ♥
    not my format:
    
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14. lLoveTheWayYouLie
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 5:34pm UTC
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    That evil genius who put an 's' in lisp...
    ♥
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    Notmyformat andsawitsomewhere
    
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15. xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Not Knowing The Answers
    to a math assignment, so you just w r i t e d o w n r a n d o m n u m b e r s.♥
    
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16. wanesa
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    ADMIT IT;
    YOU'RE WAITING FOR SOMETHING
    YOU KNOW
    WON'T HAPPEN.
    format: maryg181
    
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17. Brokenhearted26
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 12:19am UTC
    >>I'm sorry I'm not as pretty as her...♥
    
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18. Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    Beauty isn't judged
    by the size of your jeans.
    - Jack Barakat
    
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19. 12345girl
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    We are young,we run free,
    stay up late, we don't sleep.
    got our friends, got the night,
    we'll be alright♥
    ♥
    
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20. bre_woof
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    it must be awkward when
    fish break up. .
    "aww, it's okay swimmy!
    there are other people
    on the land"
    .♥
    not my format .
    
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