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MyOtherWittyProfile
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August 23, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Me: I mean, I've liked guys, but guys usually don't like me
Him: I can't imagine why not..
Me: That's really sweet :)
Him: I was being serious. You're very easy to talk to, fun to be around. And also very pretty. :)
true story bro.
btw, this isn't my boyfriend or anything, this is one of my best guy friends

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AnnieeB
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August 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Plot twist: I lose a few pounds.

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StandStillLookPretty
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August 23, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Spongebob:Remember licking doorknobs is
illegal on other plantes!

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sodapenguin
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August 23, 2012 3:19pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW # 1
If you put your headphones to your nosrils
and you open your mouth it forms a speaker
lol

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KatieeLovesYouu
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August 23, 2012 3:19pm UTC

[1] I need to tell you a secret look at 5.
[2] The answer is look at 11.
[3] Don't get mad look at 15.
[4] Calm down don't be mad and look at 13.
[5] First look at 2.
[6] Don't be that angy look at 12.
[7] I just wanted to say i love you.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is....THE ANSWER IS ON 14.
[9] Be patient look at 4.
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this look at 7.
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this look at 6.
[12] Sorry look at 8.
[13] Don't get mad look at 10.
[14] I don't know how to say this but look at 3.
[15] You must be really mad look at number 9.
♥

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Just_Me*
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 3:29pm UTC

I am sorry for the harsh words I spoke out of hunger.

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ThePurpleMandel
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August 23, 2012 3:55pm UTC

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1DRPhenomeniall
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August 23, 2012 2:19pm UTC

I am a freckled potato.
☺

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klahhkayy
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August 23, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Girl in my class: My paper is ripped!
Teacher: That's alright..
Teacher: So am I.

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Zelo365
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August 23, 2012 3:09pm UTC

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StandStillLookPretty
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August 23, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Saying "what"
but then one secong later
realizing what they said.

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zimchim*
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August 23, 2012 2:37pm UTC

I was so f/cking happy to see you...
That I just had to high-five your face.

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mexismoo
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Mum: *looking at my dinner* This doesn't look healthy
Me: No, it doesn't
Mum: You don't sound bothered
Me: Not. One. Bit.
true story

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Baseballisme
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August 23, 2012 3:03pm UTC

When I allow you to look at one picture on my phone, don't scroll to the next.

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rawr_fishy
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August 23, 2012 3:39pm UTC

I wish that my school actually had attractive boys in it .

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ChasingDreams
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August 23, 2012 2:21pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Help, there is a stalker man that's following me home!?
So two weeks ago I went to this party with my friends and we knew everyone there except this one guy. At first I thought it was just me that didn't know him, but i asked my friend and a couple other people throughout the night and they said they didnt know him either. Anyways, my friend dropped me off a little ways from my house. When i was walking to my house that night the guy from the party was like slowly walking behind me. I wasn't scared at first but then when I kept crossing streets he would follow me, and when I looked at him he was smiling all funny. Anyways, I ran home and locked my door super fast after that. I was scared as heck! Today the same thing happened! I haven't told anyone yet, but now I'm scared! What should i do?
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
You should move that boookshelf out of the way of the window. It's blocking my view.
format credit jimmy365

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StandStillLookPretty
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 3:21pm UTC

*In le water*
*Goes underwater*
*Crawling on floor*
I'AM A SEA CREATURE

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yourcool
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August 23, 2012 3:00pm UTC

When I was a kid, "talk to the hand"
was the best defense I had when I knew I was wrong.

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StandStillLookPretty
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 3:00pm UTC

3 Things I've
Learned in school...
1:Texting without looking
2:Sleeping without getting caught
3:teamwork on tests

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beautyinsidexox
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August 23, 2012 3:03pm UTC

I hate when I'm trying to sleep and my brain's like
"You know what's a great movie? Paranormal activity.."

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