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highofflove

yourcool
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 2:55pm UTC
hate being fat.
love eating food.

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rawr_fishy
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 2:14pm UTC
harry styles: ....hi.....
me: *goes to the kitchen and back*
harry styles: ....i'm.....
me: *eats whole sandwich*
harry styles: ....harry.....
me: *travels the world*
harry styles: .....styles....

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC
I wish there was a room where we
could go and find all the stuff we once lost.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 2:36pm UTC
*in a parallel universe*
unicorns: i don't believe in humans.

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