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BravoSierra
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April 18, 2013 12:51pm UTC

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My parents still haven't apologized
for making me so ugly.

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happiest*
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April 18, 2013 9:04am UTC

Son: Mom what's a gf?
Mom : If you're a good boy you're get one when you're older
Son : What if i'm not a good boy?
Mom : You'll get many

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punklove182*
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April 18, 2013 11:35pm UTC

I just saw an ad on here that read;
"Is Your Teen Depressed?"
Witty knows us so well.

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happyfeet12
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April 15, 2013 12:22pm UTC

Person 1: "Hey,you nervous?"
Person 2: "yeah.."
Person 1: "Is this your first time?"
Person 2: "No I've been nervous before,duh!"
Person 1: o_O

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happyfeet12
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April 15, 2013 3:01pm UTC

My sarcasim has got to the point that when I say somthing nice about someone, I have to say 'I'm not messing' after I say it.

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happyfeet12
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April 15, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Pray for the two people who died
and the 22 and counting people
who got injured
today in Boston.
<3

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happyfeet12
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April 17, 2013 10:58am UTC

I don't like morning people..or mornings...or people..

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seafoam*
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April 17, 2013 7:32pm UTC

My algebra class
Girl: Anybody got nail polish?
Boy: Anybody got a pencil?
Teacher: Anybody got a brain?
Class:
Teacher:
Girl: You do!

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Hale_Storm18
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April 17, 2013 5:38pm UTC

So I was babysitting this girl and we were watching TV and the satellite
sort of cut out because it was raining really hard so I just said, "Thunder God, if you give us our satellite, I'll give you ice cream." A second later the thunder clapped again and our TV came back on. The girl was forcing me to hold up my end of the bargain, so guess who had to make ice cream for the thunder God?

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lovecrazy
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April 17, 2013 6:21pm UTC

I feel like fat people
are funnier than skinny people.

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bye*
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April 17, 2013 8:29pm UTC

okay my 10 year old self was pretty sure that boys would be kissing me by now

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writtenrain*
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April 17, 2013 3:29pm UTC

I KIND OF RUIN THE PURPOSE OF A MESSY BUN
BY SPENDING LIKE 30 MINUTES ATTEMPTING TO MAKE IT LOOK PERFECT

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Hale_Storm18
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April 17, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art sweaty and disgusting and please go away.

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ChocoTaco
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April 17, 2013 8:39pm UTC

Nicknames are always ten times funnier
when people don't know they have them.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Reporter:How did you manage to
stay together for 65 years?
Woman: We were born in a time when
something was broken, we fixed it

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 5:31pm UTC

Being the unattractive friend is not easy.
I don't think we get enough credit.

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kristabff
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April 17, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Me: ~tapes a cheetah to the back of the school clocks~

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hialisha22
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April 18, 2013 1:59pm UTC

That awkward momment when ur teacheris trying to be funny u start laughing thinking its funny then u realize everyone staring at u cause u and the teacher are the only ones laughing.

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abbiemarie*
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January 29, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Crying over a guy?
No stop crying, and hold your head up princess, your crown is falling.♥

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allthings_brightand_beautiful
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February 2, 2013 10:05pm UTC

"we could do something really stupid, just once, then never talk about it again"
"just tell him you need to t a k e a b r e a k"
"i'm sure he would understand, he's probably thinking the same thing"

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