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  1. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    I remember 2011 like it was yesterday

  2. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
    Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
    30% are over 18,
    and 15% are under 10,
    which leaves 5% of the population.
    2% of the remaining fish are taken,
    and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
    of the fish, what the fish looks like,
    and what you two have in common.
    After all of that narrowing down,
    there is only one fish left in the sea.
    That fish is your nemo, so
    never let anyone dare to tell you that
    there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥
     

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    a little kid asks you to open something for them... and you can't.

  4. xoxocaittxo98 xoxocaittxo98
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    That .1 p ercent of germs
    That nothing can kill..

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 3:53pm UTC
    Voldermort's face is flat because
    he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.

  6. Belladixie17 Belladixie17
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    hey , did you hear that Rebecca Black is pregnant ?
    guess that's what happens when you get down on Friday..
    she must have chosen the back seat.

  7. mheadcheergirly mheadcheergirly
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    The first ten years of a gir l 's l i fe
    are spent playing with barbies.
    The next 10 years
    are spent trying to look l i ke one.

  8. xjaseyrae xjaseyrae
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    Officer; How high are you?
    Me; No officer, its hi, how are you?

  9. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    rumors are
    carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by idiots.
    -justin bieber.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    11/11/11, 11:11
    unless you plan on living forever,
    this chance will only come around once. So don't waste your wish on a boy who doesn't even give you a thought.

    ..

  13. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    Life always gives you
    another chance it's called tomorrow.

  14. Andrew_Rawr Andrew_Rawr
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    PLEASE READ
    Today, i was scrolling through quotes, and i saw
    'click the heart and ill rate you'
    so, i go to one of the 6 people that faved.
    the creater of the quote wrote
    'oh..well, your bio is cool...but your face...it's....cute?
    have you ever thought of eating a banana instead of chocolate?
    anyways...i rate u a 2.'
    WTF has witty come to?!

  15. kristen827 kristen827
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    obviously you were born on a highway. cause thats where most accidents happen.

  16. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    7Billion
    people on earth, and not one person likes me or wants to be with me, lol.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    So there's this guy,
    and the way he smiles
    makes me smile too.
    His voice makes my heart [♥]
    skip a beat
    When I see him,
    I get butterflies

  18. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    CAN THIS QUOTE GET
    1,440 favourites in 1440 minutes
    (24 hours)
    if you hate cancer
    and wish it had a cure

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    Your Single,
    not dead.

  20. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    HAVING A HARD TIME
    deciding what high school to go to .
    Hogwarts, PCA, or Hollywood Arts ?

:)

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