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  1. thelastgummiebear thelastgummiebear
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 10:07am UTC
    "WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
    - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
    - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
    - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
    - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
    - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
    - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
    ____________________________________________________
    WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
    - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
    - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
    - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
    - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
    - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
    - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
    ____________________________________________________
    ADVICE:
    - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
    in Love.
    ____________________________________________________
    REQUIREMENTS:
    - Add this to your favorites after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    ____________________________________________________
    IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
    - and can't get them out of your head.
    - then add this to your favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
    will surprise you.

  2. SmallFry SmallFry
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 11:29am UTC
    How to avoid a speeding ticket
    *cop pulls you over*
    Cop: Can i see your liscense
    You: I dont have one
    Cop: Right, can i see the proof of ownership of this car?
    You: Its not my car.
    Cop: Well where is the owner?
    You: I killed him he is in the trunk.
    *Cop takes out walkie talkie and call over the commisoner*
    Commisoner: Is everything all right sir?
    You: Fine thank you.
    Commisoner: This officer tells me you stole this car, you killed the owner, and you dont have a liscense. Is this true?
    You: No. Heres my liscense and proof of ownership.
    *Show him Liscense and proof of ownership*
    You: and as you can see
    *open trunk*
    You: Theres no one in the trunk.
    *Commisoner looks confused*
    You: I bet he also told you i was speeding.
    And thats how you avoid a speeding ticket.

  3. ItzLexxie ItzLexxie
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 6:51pm UTC
    This girl i dont like
    changed her Facebook status to:
    "suicidal, standing on the edge of a clifff"
    So i poked her..

  4. rachwighhhtman rachwighhhtman
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 8:15pm UTC
    I WANT SOMEONE WHO
    just wants to be near me.
    to whisper in my ear.
    to [hold] my hand.
    to put my hair behind my ear when
    it falls in front of my face.
    to wrap me in his arms and
    tell me he loves me.
    not the prettiest, but i like the quote. <3

  5. haymaylove haymaylove
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 9:39pm UTC
    Do Boys Get Butterflies?
    <3
    ~No Jocking~
    credit to haymaylove if you must!

  6. kristenx kristenx
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 11:58am UTC
    when i shop at Hollister online
    i turn off the lights
    / / / / / / / / spray perfume everywhere
    & play music really loud for the fu ll effect:)

  7. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 3:19pm UTC
    can we pretend that
    cancer wasn't a deadly disease?
    cause I could really use my mom right now

  8. ceriselovesava ceriselovesava
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 10:39am UTC
    you think
    you want to die ,
    but in reality you just want
    to be saved...
    <3

  9. permanentmarker permanentmarker
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2010 6:45pm UTC
    I just wanted ta let ya know,
    da back of yo head is
    REE-DIC-OH-LOS.

  10. ohmygoshx3 ohmygoshx3
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2010 8:51pm UTC
    Does anybody else love it when a boys voice gets
    softer
    When he talks toyou..

  11. xbrittanyx xbrittanyx
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2010 8:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. electrified electrified
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2010 2:08am UTC
    We can't feed the poor,
    » but we can
    fund a war?

  13. cherryxxbaby cherryxxbaby
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 2:49pm UTC
    There are three types of couples in the world today...
    There's the couple that's too shy to make a mistake, and never take the risk to make the relationship worth the effort...
    There's the couple that breaks up every other day, yet is back together before they even have time to tell their friends about it...
    Then...
    Theres the couple that you rarely see these days, they're not afraid to take risks, and they're not afraid to tell each other how they really feel, and they make average human mistakes, and they get into average human fights..
    but after each fight, they still walk away holding hands.
    <3

  14. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 2:59pm UTC
    i
    WANNA
    BE ♥
    THE ONE
    YOU THINK
    OF EVERY
    MINUTE
    HOUR
    DAY///
    THE/
    ONE YOU
    »DREAM
    OF at
    NIGHT

  15. hcoGAL hcoGAL
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 5:59pm UTC
    click to see this quote


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. xosoccerchic10xo xosoccerchic10xo
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 3:49pm UTC
    you dont like me ?
    It's okay.
    cause your boyfriend does(;


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. themrstaylorlautner7 themrstaylorlautner7
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 1:16pm UTC
    LYING.
    A profession all men dominate.

  20. julesrules02 julesrules02
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 1:31pm UTC
    dear textbook companies,
    stop trying to damn hard to keep
    all the pictures racially correct.
    not every group of kids have a black boy, a kid in a wheelchair, a white girl, and an indian.
    ..
    you're just making it worse.

:)

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